Linux Powered Toilet Bowl?

[Moshe Goldfarb.]

We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
I kid you not


Microsoft needs one of these if it is to compete with Linux!
Show me the source!

http://www.abiword.org/~abi/expo99/expo_02_010_full.jpg


--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
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[D. Eth]

"Moshe Goldfarb." <brick.n.straw@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:f0pbzsgbnwin$.14slmx4dz3ac6$.dlg@40tude.net...
> We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
> goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.
>
> http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
>
> Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
> I kid you not
>
>
> Microsoft needs one of these if it is to compete with Linux!
> Show me the source!
>
> http://www.abiword.org/~abi/expo99/expo_02_010_full.jpg
>
>
> --
> Moshe Goldfarb
> Collector of soaps from around the globe.
> Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
> http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
> Please Visit www.linsux.org


LOL.
Linux would require you to allow free access to the toilet.

--
Ens causa sui
Fit caedes omnibus locis

 

[Hadron]

"Moshe Goldfarb." <brick.n.straw@gmail.com> writes:

> We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
> goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.
>
> http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
>
> Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
> I kid you not

It is real. 7 is at work!

,----
| You can also choose to request our professional installation service,
| which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots
| from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating
| nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the
| installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note:
| For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in
| consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make
| absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled
| appointment time.
`----

--
"For example, user interfaces are _usually_ better in commercial software.
I'm not saying that this is always true, but in many cases the user
interface to a program is the most important part for a commercial
company..." Linus Torvalds <http://www.tlug.jp/docs/linus.html>

 

[Moshe Goldfarb.]

On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:26:48 +0200, Hadron wrote:

> "Moshe Goldfarb." <brick.n.straw@gmail.com> writes:
>
>> We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
>> goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.
>>
>> http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
>>
>> Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
>> I kid you not
>
> It is real. 7 is at work!
>
> ,----
>| You can also choose to request our professional installation service,
>| which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots
>| from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating
>| nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the
>| installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note:
>| For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in
>| consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make
>| absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled
>| appointment time.
> `----

Wow!
I missed that part because I was laughing so hard.

7 always seems to "float to the top"...

Gives an entirely new meaning to "I PEE" address hey?



--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
Please Visit www.linsux.org

 

[kevpan815@comcast.net]

Go Away Linux Fan Boy, Just FYI. Otherwise, I Will Send A Complaint 2 Both
Your ISP And Your News Group Provider's, Just FYI.

"Moshe Goldfarb." <brick.n.straw@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:f0pbzsgbnwin$.14slmx4dz3ac6$.dlg@40tude.net...
> We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
> goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.
>
> http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
>
> Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
> I kid you not
>
>
> Microsoft needs one of these if it is to compete with Linux!
> Show me the source!
>
> http://www.abiword.org/~abi/expo99/expo_02_010_full.jpg
>
>
> --
> Moshe Goldfarb
> Collector of soaps from around the globe.
> Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
> http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
> Please Visit www.linsux.org

 

[Ian D]

"Moshe Goldfarb." <brick.n.straw@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:f0pbzsgbnwin$.14slmx4dz3ac6$.dlg@40tude.net...
> We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
> goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.
>
> http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
>
> Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
> I kid you not
>
>
> Microsoft needs one of these if it is to compete with Linux!
> Show me the source!
>
> http://www.abiword.org/~abi/expo99/expo_02_010_full.jpg
>
>
> --
> Moshe Goldfarb
> Collector of soaps from around the globe.
> Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
> http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
> Please Visit www.linsux.org

You didn't read the FAQ for XP and Vista only, Linux and Mac
coming later. Ha, ha!

 

[D. Eth]

"Hadron" <hadronquark@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:gbj5vn$pn2$2@registered.motzarella.org...
> "Moshe Goldfarb." <brick.n.straw@gmail.com> writes:
>
>> We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so
>> it
>> goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.
>>
>> http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
>>
>> Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
>> I kid you not
>
> It is real. 7 is at work!
>
> ,----
> | You can also choose to request our professional installation service,
> | which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots
> | from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating
> | nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the
> | installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note:
> | For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in
> | consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make
> | absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled
> | appointment time.
> `----
>
> --
> "For example, user interfaces are _usually_ better in commercial software.
> I'm not saying that this is always true, but in many cases the user
> interface to a program is the most important part for a commercial
> company..." Linus Torvalds <http://www.tlug.jp/docs/linus.html>
>


7 ?
That,s my adopt-a-child in Bebopaway !

How's Nine doing. did he eat 8 ?

It's a shame 1-6 were made into rugs.

Fusking Linux trolls...eat dirt...its free like linnux !

--
Ens causa sui
Fit caedes omnibus locis

 

[kevpan815@noreply.com]

<kevpan815@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:O1EvnqAIJHA.1968@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> Go Away Linux Fan Boy, Just FYI. Otherwise, I Will Send A Complaint 2 Both
> Your ISP And Your News Group Provider's, Just FYI.
>
I Just Love To Send Complaints In To Every ISP On Earth. Just FYI. By The
Way, Did You Know That I Run And Control This Group And If Anyone Says
Anything That I Do Not Approve, Just FYI, I Will File A Complaint With Their
ISP:? Just FYI.

I Need More Psychiatric Help Because I Am A Loser. Just FYI.

 

[Don't forget apple!]

Moshe Goldfarb. wrote:
> We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
> goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.
>
> http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
>
> Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
> I kid you not
>
>

Apple's in the bathroom market too!
Introducing the iWipe:
http://cultofmac.com/media/iwipe.jpg

This could also be called an iWipe:
http://blogs.creativecow.net/files/u3/PIC-iCarta-Small.gif

Linux is in the commode business too:
http://blog.bezurk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bezurk-ubuntu-toilet.jpg

Here is an ajax powered toilet:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/199541508_3f25b48f3c.jpg?v=0

Then there are the more boring types like the nuclear powered toilet,
the jet powered toilet, and the rocket powered toilet:
http://xanydude.blogspot.com/2008/02/amended-business-tips-0-and-4.html
http://www.2dayblog.com/blog/2007/05/04/the-jet-powered-toilet/?lang=en
http://www.the-rocketman.com/gallery/lg/FXCD0009.JPG

 

[kevpan815@comcast.net]

Ding Dong, The FBI Will Be At Your Door Step Shortly, Just FYI.

<kevpan815@noreply.com> wrote in message
news:ElcDk.1853$c45.693@nlpi065.nbdc.sbc.com...
>
> <kevpan815@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:O1EvnqAIJHA.1968@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> Go Away Linux Fan Boy, Just FYI. Otherwise, I Will Send A Complaint 2
>> Both Your ISP And Your News Group Provider's, Just FYI.
>>
> I Just Love To Send Complaints In To Every ISP On Earth. Just FYI. By
> The Way, Did You Know That I Run And Control This Group And If Anyone Says
> Anything That I Do Not Approve, Just FYI, I Will File A Complaint With
> Their ISP:? Just FYI.
>
> I Need More Psychiatric Help Because I Am A Loser. Just FYI.
>

 

[RonB]

kevpan815@comcast.net wrote:

> Go Away Linux Fan Boy, Just FYI. Otherwise, I Will Send A Complaint 2 Both
> Your ISP And Your News Group Provider's, Just FYI.

Uh oh, the cyber lawyers again!

--
RonB
"There's a story there...somewhere"

 

[kevpan815@comcast.net]

Stop Posting Linux Comments In Microsoft.Public.Windows.Vista.General,
Otherwise You Will Be Very Sorry, Just FYI.

"RonB" <ronb02noSPAM@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:3pfDk.156$uo6.48@newsfe04.iad...
> kevpan815@comcast.net wrote:
>
>> Go Away Linux Fan Boy, Just FYI. Otherwise, I Will Send A Complaint 2
>> Both
>> Your ISP And Your News Group Provider's, Just FYI.
>
> Uh oh, the cyber lawyers again!
>
> --
> RonB
> "There's a story there...somewhere"