STAN: CAN YOU TAKE ME TO YOUR HOME PLANET WHEN YOU TRAVEL? JUST FYI! Options

[Kevin John Panzke]

"Stan Starinski" wrote in

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> Kevin Panzke wrote:

> ****************

> I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO A NEW PLANET BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE RIGHT WING

> WACKOS HERE ON EARTH. JUST FYI. I HEAR YOU ARE THE SUPREME RULER OF YOUR

> NEW

> PLANET. TAKE ME WITH YOU. JUST FYI. I ALSO NEED A JOB. DO YOU HAVE A

> JOB FOR ME?

> ***************

>

> Greetings Kevin,

>

> There's 6 spacesuits available, the planet's name is "Faeton" , as of

> jobs - ask Obama, he was promising Millions in pre election speeches.

> Most of the growth on our planet is in Nursing/HomeAttendants, FastFood,

> steet cleaning and construction in terms of ptachign holes in our roads.

> The roads are made of metallic-alloy mined from stray meteorites on our

> planet, so it's hard work digging into metal. There're no jobs which

> require brains or creativity or education, or any skill whatsoever. Those

> were exported to another Galaxy, whcih cheaper atmosphere & meteorites.

>



Are you sure that your planet is Faeton? I thought you lived on Rectuma.

Just FYI.



How do you ptachign holes in your roads? Just FYI.



There are no jobs that require brains on your planet? No wonder you are

their King!



> But if you're willing to wait until Jesus returns to Earth, then you need

> another trip from Faeton back to Earth. Not to mention meeting Jahveh,

> Mohammed, Krishna or whichever is yours.



I would like a Double Whopper with Cheeze. Just FYI.





>

> Call the Nurse to arrange pickup. Your seat is next to window, be happy!

> You will be strapped to the seat though , as acceleration is many G's and

> your eyes might be popping out.



How about if I wait for your nurse to call my nurse? Just FYI.



>

> We're using a new type of rocket propelled by solidified waste from Goats.

 

[Kevin John Panzke]

"Stan Starinski" wrote in

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>> would like a Double Whopper with Cheeze

> We now offer a better one - Bukakka Udan with Soda & Rats in Own Juice



Sounds like you drink good. Just FYI

>

> As of the other questions - no time. Try keeping your questions to a

> minimum as you only got 4 days before lift off to our Planet. You either

> get a spacesuit & start preparing or stay on Earth, Kevin.



Are you going to take me to your home planet? Rectuma? Just FYI.

>

> Make up your mind, and remember:

> You won't get Bukakka on Earth. It's only available of Faeton.



I would rather have some pussy. Just FYI. Have you ever had real pussy?

Probably not. Just FYI. You probably are good friends with your right

hand. Just FYI.

>



Just FYI.

 

[Stan Starinski]

Kevin Panzke wrote:

****************

I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO A NEW PLANET BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE RIGHT WING WACKOS

HERE ON EARTH. JUST FYI. I HEAR YOU ARE THE SUPREME RULER OF YOUR NEW

PLANET. TAKE ME WITH YOU. JUST FYI. I ALSO NEED A JOB. DO YOU HAVE A

JOB FOR ME?

***************



Greetings Kevin,



There's 6 spacesuits available, the planet's name is "Faeton" , as of jobs -

ask Obama, he was promising Millions in pre election speeches. Most of the

growth on our planet is in Nursing/HomeAttendants, FastFood, steet cleaning

and construction in terms of ptachign holes in our roads. The roads are

made of metallic-alloy mined from stray meteorites on our planet, so it's

hard work digging into metal. There're no jobs which require brains or

creativity or education, or any skill whatsoever. Those were exported to

another Galaxy, whcih cheaper atmosphere & meteorites.



But if you're willing to wait until Jesus returns to Earth, then you need

another trip from Faeton back to Earth. Not to mention meeting Jahveh,

Mohammed, Krishna or whichever is yours.



Call the Nurse to arrange pickup. Your seat is next to window, be happy!

You will be strapped to the seat though , as acceleration is many G's and

your eyes might be popping out.



We're using a new type of rocket propelled by solidified waste from Goats.

 

[Stan Starinski]

> would like a Double Whopper with Cheeze

We now offer a better one - Bukakka Udan with Soda & Rats in Own Juice



As of the other questions - no time. Try keeping your questions to a

minimum as you only got 4 days before lift off to our Planet. You either

get a spacesuit & start preparing or stay on Earth, Kevin.



Make up your mind, and remember:

You won't get Bukakka on Earth. It's only available of Faeton.



Say hello to your Nurse and don't forget a present for your Parole Officer.

 

[Stan Starinski]

That's not funny. It is now stupid.



As such, this amusing/humorous thread is now closed, b/c it turned into

crap.



Thank you and by bye!

 

[Heywood Jablowme]

RETARD.



"Stan Starinski" wrote in

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> That's not funny. It is now stupid.

>

> As such, this amusing/humorous thread is now closed, b/c it turned into

> crap.

>

> Thank you and by bye!

 

[Stan Starinski]

> RETARD.





Your name?

Strange name, "Retard". Why did your parents name you so?



Could they name you "Skunk" or something?

 

[Heywood Jablowme]

"Stan Starinski" wrote in

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>

>> RETARD.

>

>

> Your name?

> Strange name, "Retard". Why did your parents name you so?

>

> Could they name you "Skunk" or something?



They were going to name me Stan but they didn't want to get arrested for

child abuse.