TOP 20 ALL TIME STUPID QUOTES BY REPUBLICANS

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TOP 20 ALL-TIME STUPID REPUBLICAN QUOTES



20. The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is

amusing." --Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, on criticism of his

management of the Iraq war



19. If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.-- Spiro Agnew



18. A good many things creep around in the dark besides Santa Claus.--"

Herbert Hoover, US President



17."I like the color red because it's a fire. And I see myself as always

being on fire." --California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger



16. Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life."--

Orrin Hatch



15. It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had

have grown up here." --Alan Keyes, on the Chicago neighborhood he chose to

rent in after moving to the state to run for the U.S. Senate



14. If you think the United States has stood still, who would have built the

largest shopping center in the world?-- Richard M. Nixon



13. It may come as a shock to you who live out in the real world, but

occasionally we do something up here. Not often, I admit, but sometimes. For

example, I think the House has passed National Peach Month so far this year

and we expect to act on it soon." --Senate Majority Leader (and Presidential

candidate) Robert Dole of Kansas in 1982



12."If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.-Gerald

Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)



11.The Democrats just want to ram it down my ear with a victory---George

Herbert Walker Bush



10. Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. They may say they don't

like but from my experience I know they like it.-- Richard Nixon



9. Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending

marriage?" --Sen. Rick Santorum



8.These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that

their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some

big overgrown Negroes. President Eisenhower commenting on racial

segregationalists after the Brown vs. Board of Ed decision.



7. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings.

And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable, and

we're going to do something about it" --President George W. Bush



6. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in

this century's history. But I didn't live in this century." Vice President

Dan Quayle



5. "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President

Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader

scale."--Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

(Quick! Somebody phone Al Gonzalez and tell him there were no phones or

electricity during the Washington and Lincoln administrations)



4. I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten

restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps,

illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled

media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of

all people." -- Attorney General John Ashcroft



3. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a

woman" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger



2. "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at

all. How true that is."- Vice President Dan Quayle



1. Hmmm, uhh, hah -- ummm -- I, the answer is -- I haven't really thought of

it that way, heh, heh. Heh. Here's how I think of it. Ummm -- heh heh. First

I've heard of that, by the way, I, ah -- uhh -- the, uhh -- I, I guess I'm

more of a practical fella. Uhh. I vowed after September the 11th that I

would do everything I could to protect the American people. And, uhh -- my

attitude, of course, was affected by the attacks.ha ha ...ummm Let me see...

I knew we were at a war. I knew that the enemy, obviously, had to be

sophisticated, and lethal, to fly hijacked airplanes, uhh, into --

facilities that would, we would, killing thousands of people, innocent

people, doin' nothing, just sittin' there goin' to work."--President George

W Bush, after being asked if the war in Iraq and the rise of terrorism are

signs of the apocalypse
 
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Kevin John Panzke

TOP 20 ALL-TIME STUPID REPUBLICAN QUOTES



20. The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is

amusing." --Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, on criticism of his

management of the Iraq war



19. If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.-- Spiro Agnew



18. A good many things creep around in the dark besides Santa Claus.--"

Herbert Hoover, US President



17."I like the color red because it's a fire. And I see myself as always

being on fire." --California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger



16. Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life."--

Orrin Hatch



15. It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had

have grown up here." --Alan Keyes, on the Chicago neighborhood he chose to

rent in after moving to the state to run for the U.S. Senate



14. If you think the United States has stood still, who would have built the

largest shopping center in the world?-- Richard M. Nixon



13. It may come as a shock to you who live out in the real world, but

occasionally we do something up here. Not often, I admit, but sometimes. For

example, I think the House has passed National Peach Month so far this year

and we expect to act on it soon." --Senate Majority Leader (and Presidential

candidate) Robert Dole of Kansas in 1982



12."If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.-Gerald

Ford (on Nixon and Watergate)



11.The Democrats just want to ram it down my ear with a victory---George

Herbert Walker Bush



10. Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. They may say they don't

like but from my experience I know they like it.-- Richard Nixon



9. Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending

marriage?" --Sen. Rick Santorum



8.These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that

their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some

big overgrown Negroes. President Eisenhower commenting on racial

segregationalists after the Brown vs. Board of Ed decision.



7. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings.

And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable, and

we're going to do something about it" --President George W. Bush



6. The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in

this century's history. But I didn't live in this century." Vice President

Dan Quayle



5. "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President

Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader

scale."--Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress

(Quick! Somebody phone Al Gonzalez and tell him there were no phones or

electricity during the Washington and Lincoln administrations)



4. I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten

restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps,

illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled

media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of

all people." -- Attorney General John Ashcroft



3. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a

woman" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger



2. "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at

all. How true that is."- Vice President Dan Quayle



1. Hmmm, uhh, hah -- ummm -- I, the answer is -- I haven't really thought of

it that way, heh, heh. Heh. Here's how I think of it. Ummm -- heh heh. First

I've heard of that, by the way, I, ah -- uhh -- the, uhh -- I, I guess I'm

more of a practical fella. Uhh. I vowed after September the 11th that I

would do everything I could to protect the American people. And, uhh -- my

attitude, of course, was affected by the attacks.ha ha ...ummm Let me see...

I knew we were at a war. I knew that the enemy, obviously, had to be

sophisticated, and lethal, to fly hijacked airplanes, uhh, into --

facilities that would, we would, killing thousands of people, innocent

people, doin' nothing, just sittin' there goin' to work."--President George

W Bush, after being asked if the war in Iraq and the rise of terrorism are

signs of the apocalypse
 

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