Facts about Unix

[Mrs. Happy]

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every
six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with whom
it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you can
shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It is
estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have claimed
ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80% will have been
sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which means
that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in the
house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows offers
at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and Antarctica.
Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related Unix paraphernalia
can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command terminal,
the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special program to print
money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as DorkWare
for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking into animal
hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social misfits desperate
to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as
in free beer, and is the only operating system which allows one to engage in
OS wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature which has
revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero for to
distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds, and if
you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only if you
address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the mistake of
mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury you within the kernel (that's what
makes it so bloated).

 

[NOT Alias - Thank GOD]

Thank GOD someone tells the truth!


"Mrs. Happy" <mrshappy@spankme.com> wrote in message
news:%23CDOc6OxHHA.3396@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every
> six months."
>
>
> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with whom
> it chooses to be friends."
>
>
> ~ Some Guy on Unix
> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>
>
> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>
> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you can
> shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It is
> estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have claimed
> ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80% will have been
> sued for it.
>
> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>
> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which means
> that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>
> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in the
> house that Jack built.
>
> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
> offers at least a graphical interface.
>
> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related Unix
> paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe as
> execution by ants.
>
> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>
> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>
> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>
> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
> program to print money and defeat the grue.
>
>
> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking into
> animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social misfits
> desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social misfits. It
> is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system which allows one
> to engage in OS wars with people who use the same operating system, a
> feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
> every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without
> this feature.
>
> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds, and
> if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only if you
> address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the mistake of
> mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury you within the kernel (that's
> what makes it so bloated).
>

 

[Frank]

Mrs. Happy wrote:

> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
> every six months."
>
>
> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
> whom it chooses to be friends."
>
>
> ~ Some Guy on Unix
> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>
>
> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>
> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you can
> shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It is
> estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have claimed
> ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80% will have
> been sued for it.
>
> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>
> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which means
> that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>
> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in the
> house that Jack built.
>
> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
> offers at least a graphical interface.
>
> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
> Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe as
> execution by ants.
>
> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>
> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>
> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>
> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
> program to print money and defeat the grue.
>
>
> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
> into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
> misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
> misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
> which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
> operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also
> puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish
> operating systems without this feature.
>
> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
> and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only if
> you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the
> mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury you within the
> kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>

hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank

 

[Ian Betts]

Perhaps your unable to read but we use Vista here not Unix.




--
Ian

"Mrs. Happy" <mrshappy@spankme.com> wrote in message
news:#CDOc6OxHHA.3396@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every
> six months."
>
>
> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with whom
> it chooses to be friends."
>
>
> ~ Some Guy on Unix
> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>
>
> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>
> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you can
> shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It is
> estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have claimed
> ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80% will have been
> sued for it.
>
> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>
> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which means
> that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>
> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in the
> house that Jack built.
>
> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
> offers at least a graphical interface.
>
> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related Unix
> paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe as
> execution by ants.
>
> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>
> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>
> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>
> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
> program to print money and defeat the grue.
>
>
> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking into
> animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social misfits
> desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social misfits. It
> is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system which allows one
> to engage in OS wars with people who use the same operating system, a
> feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
> every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without
> this feature.
>
> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds, and
> if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only if you
> address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the mistake of
> mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury you within the kernel (that's
> what makes it so bloated).
>
>

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Mrs. Happy wrote:
>
>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
>> every six months."
>>
>>
>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
>> whom it chooses to be friends."
>>
>>
>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>
>>
>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>
>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
>> can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It
>> is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have
>> claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80%
>> will have been sued for it.
>>
>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>
>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
>> means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>
>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
>> the house that Jack built.
>>
>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
>> offers at least a graphical interface.
>>
>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
>> Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe
>> as execution by ants.
>>
>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>
>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>
>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>>
>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
>> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
>> program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>
>>
>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
>> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
>> into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
>> misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
>> misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
>> which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
>> operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also
>> puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish
>> operating systems without this feature.
>>
>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
>> and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only
>> if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the
>> mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury you within the
>> kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>
>
> hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
> Five stars *****!
> Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
> A real keeper!
> Thanks.
> Frank

'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like Microsoft,
that Linux will take down MS just like David took down Goliath.

Alias

 

[Alias]

NOT Alias - Thank GOD wrote:
> Thank GOD someone tells the truth!

Hate to burst your bubble but there is no god to thank and most of this
post is lies.

Alias
>
>
> "Mrs. Happy" <mrshappy@spankme.com> wrote in message
> news:%23CDOc6OxHHA.3396@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
>> every six months."
>>
>>
>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
>> whom it chooses to be friends."
>>
>>
>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>
>>
>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>
>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
>> can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It
>> is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have
>> claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80%
>> will have been sued for it.
>>
>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>
>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
>> means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>
>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
>> the house that Jack built.
>>
>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
>> offers at least a graphical interface.
>>
>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
>> Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe
>> as execution by ants.
>>
>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>
>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>
>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>>
>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
>> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
>> program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>
>>
>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
>> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
>> into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
>> misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
>> misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
>> which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
>> operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also
>> puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish
>> operating systems without this feature.
>>
>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
>> and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only
>> if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the
>> mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury you within the
>> kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>
>

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Mrs. Happy wrote:
>>
>>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
>>> every six months."
>>>
>>>
>>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
>>> whom it chooses to be friends."
>>>
>>>
>>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>>
>>>
>>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>>
>>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
>>> can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It
>>> is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have
>>> claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80%
>>> will have been sued for it.
>>>
>>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>>
>>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
>>> means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>>
>>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
>>> the house that Jack built.
>>>
>>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
>>> offers at least a graphical interface.
>>>
>>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
>>> Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe
>>> as execution by ants.
>>>
>>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>>
>>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>>
>>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>>>
>>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
>>> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
>>> program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>>
>>>
>>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
>>> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
>>> into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
>>> misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
>>> misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
>>> which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
>>> operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It
>>> also puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from
>>> n00bish operating systems without this feature.
>>>
>>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
>>> and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only
>>> if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make
>>> the mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury you within
>>> the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>>
>>
>> hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
>> Five stars *****!
>> Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
>> A real keeper!
>> Thanks.
>> Frank
>
>
> 'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
> think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
> protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like Microsoft,
> that Linux will take down MS just like David took down Goliath.
>
> Alias

Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Mrs. Happy wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
>>>> every six months."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>>>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
>>>> with whom it chooses to be friends."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>>>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>>>
>>>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
>>>> can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great.
>>>> It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will
>>>> have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and
>>>> 80% will have been sued for it.
>>>>
>>>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>>>
>>>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
>>>> means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>>>
>>>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
>>>> the house that Jack built.
>>>>
>>>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
>>>> Windows offers at least a graphical interface.
>>>>
>>>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>>>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
>>>> Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as
>>>> severe as execution by ants.
>>>>
>>>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>>>
>>>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>>>
>>>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>>>>
>>>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
>>>> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
>>>> program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
>>>> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
>>>> into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
>>>> misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old
>>>> social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only
>>>> operating system which allows one to engage in OS wars with people
>>>> who use the same operating system, a feature which has
>>>> revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero for
>>>> to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this feature.
>>>>
>>>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
>>>> Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
>>>> you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And
>>>> do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you and bury
>>>> you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>>>
>>>
>>> hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
>>> Five stars *****!
>>> Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
>>> A real keeper!
>>> Thanks.
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> 'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
>> think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
>> protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
>> Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
>> Goliath.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
> We got your number now you godless POS.
> Frank

There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew up,
Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better run!"
Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway 61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on a
bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you will
go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you won't be
able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it. How
wonderful.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Mrs. Happy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
>>>>> every six months."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>>>>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
>>>>> with whom it chooses to be friends."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>>>>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>>>>
>>>>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
>>>>> you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
>>>>> Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population
>>>>> will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or
>>>>> other, and 80% will have been sued for it.
>>>>>
>>>>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>>>>
>>>>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
>>>>> means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
>>>>> the house that Jack built.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
>>>>> Windows offers at least a graphical interface.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>>>>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
>>>>> related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to
>>>>> as severe as execution by ants.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>>>>
>>>>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>>>>
>>>>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
>>>>> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a
>>>>> special program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
>>>>> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
>>>>> cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
>>>>> 12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
>>>>> other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
>>>>> is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS wars
>>>>> with people who use the same operating system, a feature which has
>>>>> revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero
>>>>> for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this
>>>>> feature.
>>>>>
>>>>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
>>>>> Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
>>>>> you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
>>>>> And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you and
>>>>> bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
>>>> Five stars *****!
>>>> Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
>>>> A real keeper!
>>>> Thanks.
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
>>> think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
>>> protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
>>> Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
>>> Goliath.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
>> We got your number now you godless POS.
>> Frank
>
>
> There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
> Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew up,
> Frankie and accepted reality?
>
> God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
> puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
> anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better run!"
> Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway 61".
>
> No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on a
> bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you will
> go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you won't be
> able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it. How
> wonderful.
>
> Alias

hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
themselves...lol.
Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty site.
I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so I
figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the same
belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of feather
thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
Frank

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Mrs. Happy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
>>>>>> it every six months."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>>>>>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
>>>>>> with whom it chooses to be friends."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>>>>>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
>>>>>> you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
>>>>>> Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population
>>>>>> will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or
>>>>>> other, and 80% will have been sued for it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
>>>>>> means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
>>>>>> in the house that Jack built.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
>>>>>> Windows offers at least a graphical interface.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>>>>>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
>>>>>> related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
>>>>>> to as severe as execution by ants.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
>>>>>> terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a
>>>>>> special program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
>>>>>> DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
>>>>>> cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
>>>>>> 12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
>>>>>> other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
>>>>>> is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS wars
>>>>>> with people who use the same operating system, a feature which has
>>>>>> revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero
>>>>>> for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this
>>>>>> feature.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
>>>>>> Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
>>>>>> you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
>>>>>> And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you
>>>>>> and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
>>>>> Five stars *****!
>>>>> Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
>>>>> A real keeper!
>>>>> Thanks.
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
>>>> you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
>>>> you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
>>>> Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
>>>> Goliath.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
>>> We got your number now you godless POS.
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
>> Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
>> up, Frankie and accepted reality?
>>
>> God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
>> puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
>> anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
>> run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway
>> 61".
>>
>> No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on
>> a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you
>> will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you won't
>> be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it.
>> How wonderful.
>>
>> Alias
>
> hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
> themselves...lol.
> Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
> site.
> I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so I
> figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the same
> belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of feather
> thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
> Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
> Frank

Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
what's been written.

Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Mrs. Happy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
>>>>>>> it every six months."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>>>>>>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
>>>>>>> with whom it chooses to be friends."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>>>>>>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
>>>>>>> you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
>>>>>>> Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's
>>>>>>> population will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some
>>>>>>> point or other, and 80% will have been sued for it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM),
>>>>>>> which means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
>>>>>>> in the house that Jack built.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
>>>>>>> Windows offers at least a graphical interface.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>>>>>>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
>>>>>>> related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
>>>>>>> to as severe as execution by ants.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX
>>>>>>> command terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and
>>>>>>> open a special program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known
>>>>>>> as DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
>>>>>>> cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
>>>>>>> 12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
>>>>>>> other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
>>>>>>> is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS
>>>>>>> wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature
>>>>>>> which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
>>>>>>> every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems
>>>>>>> without this feature.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
>>>>>>> Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
>>>>>>> you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
>>>>>>> And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you
>>>>>>> and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
>>>>>> Five stars *****!
>>>>>> Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
>>>>>> A real keeper!
>>>>>> Thanks.
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> 'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
>>>>> you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
>>>>> you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
>>>>> Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
>>>>> Goliath.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
>>>> We got your number now you godless POS.
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
>>> Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
>>> up, Frankie and accepted reality?
>>>
>>> God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
>>> puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
>>> anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
>>> run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said,
>>> "Highway 61".
>>>
>>> No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man
>>> on a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that
>>> you will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you
>>> won't be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or
>>> touch it. How wonderful.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
>> themselves...lol.
>> Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
>> site.
>> I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so
>> I figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the
>> same belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of
>> feather thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
>> Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
>> Frank
>
>
> Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
> what's been written.
>
> Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
> Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.
>
> Alias

hahahah...so stick you tail between your legs and run...lol!
Kind of what I expected from a non-believer.
Frank

 

[Mr. Happy]

Frank wrote:

> Alias wrote:
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mrs. Happy wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
>>>>>>>> it every six months."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>>>>>>>> "Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
>>>>>>>> with whom it chooses to be friends."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ~ Some Guy on Unix
>>>>>>>> "UNIX is Not Unix"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ~ Oscar Wilde }
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
>>>>>>>> you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
>>>>>>>> Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's
>>>>>>>> population will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some
>>>>>>>> point or other, and 80% will have been sued for it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM),
>>>>>>>> which means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
>>>>>>>> in the house that Jack built.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
>>>>>>>> Windows offers at least a graphical interface.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>>>>>>>> Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
>>>>>>>> related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
>>>>>>>> to as severe as execution by ants.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date'
>>>>>>>> command.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX
>>>>>>>> command terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and
>>>>>>>> open a special program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known
>>>>>>>> as DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
>>>>>>>> cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
>>>>>>>> 12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
>>>>>>>> other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
>>>>>>>> is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS
>>>>>>>> wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature
>>>>>>>> which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
>>>>>>>> every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems
>>>>>>>> without this feature.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
>>>>>>>> Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
>>>>>>>> you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
>>>>>>>> And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you
>>>>>>>> and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
>>>>>>> Five stars *****!
>>>>>>> Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
>>>>>>> A real keeper!
>>>>>>> Thanks.
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
>>>>>> you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
>>>>>> you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
>>>>>> Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
>>>>>> Goliath.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
>>>>> We got your number now you godless POS.
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
>>>> Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
>>>> up, Frankie and accepted reality?
>>>>
>>>> God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
>>>> puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
>>>> anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
>>>> run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said,
>>>> "Highway 61".
>>>>
>>>> No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man
>>>> on a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that
>>>> you will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you
>>>> won't be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or
>>>> touch it. How wonderful.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
>>> themselves...lol.
>>> Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
>>> site.
>>> I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so
>>> I figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the
>>> same belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of
>>> feather thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
>>> Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
>> what's been written.
>>
>> Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
>> Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.
>>
>> Alias
>
> hahahah...so stick you tail between your legs and run...lol!
> Kind of what I expected from a non-believer.
> Frank

Frank, have you ordered your Miracle Spring Water yet? Go here and order
now! ...

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

Shake Hands With,
Mr. Happy

 

[Frank]

Mr. Happy wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>
>>Alias wrote:
>>
>>>Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Mrs. Happy wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
>>>>>>>>>it every six months."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
>>>>>>>>>"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
>>>>>>>>>with whom it chooses to be friends."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>~ Some Guy on Unix
>>>>>>>>>"UNIX is Not Unix"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>~ Oscar Wilde }
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
>>>>>>>>>you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
>>>>>>>>>Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's
>>>>>>>>>population will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some
>>>>>>>>>point or other, and 80% will have been sued for it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM),
>>>>>>>>>which means that it is not the product of a marketing company.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
>>>>>>>>>in the house that Jack built.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
>>>>>>>>>Windows offers at least a graphical interface.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
>>>>>>>>>Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
>>>>>>>>>related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
>>>>>>>>>to as severe as execution by ants.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date'
>>>>>>>>>command.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX
>>>>>>>>>command terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and
>>>>>>>>>open a special program to print money and defeat the grue.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known
>>>>>>>>>as DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
>>>>>>>>>cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
>>>>>>>>>12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
>>>>>>>>>other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
>>>>>>>>>is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS
>>>>>>>>>wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature
>>>>>>>>>which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
>>>>>>>>>every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems
>>>>>>>>>without this feature.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
>>>>>>>>>Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
>>>>>>>>>you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
>>>>>>>>>And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO he will kill you
>>>>>>>>>and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
>>>>>>>>Five stars *****!
>>>>>>>>Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
>>>>>>>>A real keeper!
>>>>>>>>Thanks.
>>>>>>>>Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
>>>>>>>you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
>>>>>>>you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
>>>>>>>Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
>>>>>>>Goliath.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
>>>>>>We got your number now you godless POS.
>>>>>>Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
>>>>>Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
>>>>>up, Frankie and accepted reality?
>>>>>
>>>>>God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
>>>>>puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
>>>>>anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
>>>>>run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said,
>>>>>"Highway 61".
>>>>>
>>>>>No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man
>>>>>on a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that
>>>>>you will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you
>>>>>won't be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or
>>>>>touch it. How wonderful.
>>>>>
>>>>>Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
>>>>themselves...lol.
>>>>Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
>>>>site.
>>>>I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so
>>>>I figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the
>>>>same belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of
>>>>feather thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
>>>>Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
>>>>Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
>>>what's been written.
>>>
>>>Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
>>>Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.
>>>
>>>Alias
>>
>>hahahah...so stick you tail between your legs and run...lol!
>>Kind of what I expected from a non-believer.
>>Frank
>
>
> Frank, have you ordered your Miracle Spring Water yet? Go here and order
> now! ...
>
> http://www.peterpopoff.org/
>
> Shake Hands With,
> Mr. Happy
>
>
>
>
>
No, have you?
Is that what you're currently promoting?
Oh, I forgot, you’re an atheists and a good "buddy" of fellow atheists’
alias aren't you?
hahaha...wonderful...non-believers trying to convince us to believe in a
toy os...hilarious…the irony of it all…lol!
Frank

 

[HeyBub]

Alias wrote:
>
> There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
> Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
> up, Frankie and accepted reality?
>

Maybe not. But by 2016 Windows will become self-aware and your ass will be
in big trouble...

 

[DanS]

Frank <fb@nospamm.cmm> wrote in news:#UEFONVxHHA.4592@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

>> 'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
>> think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
>> protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like Microso
> ft,
>> that Linux will take down MS just like David took down Goliath.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
> We got your number now you godless POS.
> Frank

So now you put down a huge percentage of the world's population who's
religion doesn't include believeing in an 'all-powerful singular being'.

Way to go.

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

>
>
> There is no god, Frankie.\

Sorry, but i believe there is a God.

There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
> Easter Bunny, vampires

None of the above.

or trolls.

You're living proof that trolls exist.


Don't you think it's time you grew up,
> Frankie and accepted reality?
>
> God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
> puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
> anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better run!"
> Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway 61".
>
> No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on a
> bloody cross.

He is not dead. You just can't accept that fact.

The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you will
> go to a spiritual kingdom after you die...

I hope so.

with no body so you won't be
> able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it.

I'm not sure about that. How can you criticize something you don't even
believe exist?

I now see a more complete picture of you and your fellow comrades. Yes
comrades as in communist party members.
You're an admitted atheist, love linux which is basically socialized
software and has off times been accused of being heralded as mainly
sought after by communists.
You are a member of the communist party correct?
You have a web site devoted to such things (atheism, communism, etc) right?
How about a URL?
Or are you ashamed of your beliefs?
Well?
Frank

 

[Frank]

DanS wrote:

> Frank <fb@nospamm.cmm> wrote in news:#UEFONVxHHA.4592@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>
>>>'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
>>>think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
>>>protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like Microso
>>
>>ft,
>>
>>>that Linux will take down MS just like David took down Goliath.
>>>
>>>Alias
>>
>>Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
>>We got your number now you godless POS.
>>Frank
>
>
> So now you put down a huge percentage of the world's population who's
> religion doesn't include believeing in an 'all-powerful singular being'.
>
> Way to go.
>
>
I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
software.
Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
concerned.
My belief and my opinion.
Care to comment?
Frank

 

[DanS]

Frank <fb@nospamm.cmm> wrote in news:Okc7koZxHHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:


> I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
> Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
> software.
> Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
> I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
> concerned.
> My belief and my opinion.
> Care to comment?
> Frank

Sure, I'll comment.

I don't know if there's an afterlife or not. I'll know when I'm dead.

I'm a realist, show me something and I will believe it.

 

[Adam Albright]

On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:18:50 -0500, DanS
<t.h.i.s.n.t.h.a.t@a.d.e.l.p.h.i.a.n.e.t> wrote:

>Frank <fb@nospamm.cmm> wrote in news:Okc7koZxHHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>
>> I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
>> Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
>> software.
>> Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
>> I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
>> concerned.
>> My belief and my opinion.
>> Care to comment?
>> Frank
>
>Sure, I'll comment.
>
>I don't know if there's an afterlife or not. I'll know when I'm dead.
>
>I'm a realist, show me something and I will believe it.

You can have faith in Frank continuing to make an ass of himself. -)

 

[Frank]

Adam Albright wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:18:50 -0500, DanS
> <t.h.i.s.n.t.h.a.t@a.d.e.l.p.h.i.a.n.e.t> wrote:
>
>
>>Frank <fb@nospamm.cmm> wrote in news:Okc7koZxHHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>>
>>
>>
>>>I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
>>>Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
>>>software.
>>>Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
>>>I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
>>>concerned.
>>>My belief and my opinion.
>>>Care to comment?
>>>Frank
>>
>>Sure, I'll comment.
>>
>>I don't know if there's an afterlife or not. I'll know when I'm dead.
>>
>>I'm a realist, show me something and I will believe it.
>
>
> You can have faith in Frank continuing to make an ass of himself. -)
>
>

You need to look up the definition of faith...of course sobering up
first would help a great deal.
Hey, did you ever get that upgrade install of Business to finally work
correctly after all these months...lol?
Frank