More info on Linux/Ubuntu

[Mrs. Happy]

Critics argue that since Linux®/Ubuntu is an open-source program, it is
unstable and useless for any mission-critical activities. This has been
largely proven in recent studies by wholly objective reviewers not paid off
by Microsoft in any disclosed way. Besides, some critics also stated that
Linux is part of a global communist conspiracy to destroy capitalism by
taking over Wall street computers in order to allow manipulation of the
stock market.

Linux®/Ubuntu is being criticized by animal rights activists, because each
Linux®/Ubuntu machine needs a real living penguin within the machine's case
(for cooling reasons). If the Linux®/Ubuntu upswing continues, the activists
fear all members of the penguin species might be eradicated by 2008.

Microsoft is sponsoring an US Senate bill to restrict Linux/Ubuntu use to
only during the early morning hours. The claim is that open source is bad
for the awakened mind.

 

[Frank]

Mrs. Happy wrote:

> Critics argue that since Linux®/Ubuntu is an open-source program, it is
> unstable and useless for any mission-critical activities.

Yep, the experts are right!

This has been
> largely proven in recent studies by wholly objective reviewers not paid
> off by Microsoft in any disclosed way. Besides, some critics also stated
> that Linux is part of a global communist conspiracy to destroy
> capitalism by taking over Wall street computers in order to allow
> manipulation of the stock market.

Well...are you now, or have you ever been, a member, of the communist part?
>
> Linux®/Ubuntu is being criticized by animal rights activists, because
> each Linux®/Ubuntu machine needs a real living penguin within the
> machine's case (for cooling reasons). If the Linux®/Ubuntu upswing
> continues, the activists fear all members of the penguin species might
> be eradicated by 2008.

Don't harm the animals!!!
>
> Microsoft is sponsoring an US Senate bill to restrict Linux/Ubuntu use
> to only during the early morning hours. The claim is that open source is
> bad for the awakened mind.

They need to supply an ointment for the open sores. I understand they
can be very painful early in the morning.
Frank
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>

 

[Ian]

This child with various alias names is like those American evangelists',
preaching all the time to those who don't really want to know their brand of
hate, Ignore folks,


"Mrs. Happy" <mrshappy@spankme.com> wrote in message
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> Critics argue that since Linux®/Ubuntu is an open-source program, it is
> unstable and useless for any mission-critical activities. This has been
> largely proven in recent studies by wholly objective reviewers not paid
> off by Microsoft in any disclosed way. Besides, some critics also stated
> that Linux is part of a global communist conspiracy to destroy capitalism
> by taking over Wall street computers in order to allow manipulation of the
> stock market.
>
> Linux®/Ubuntu is being criticized by animal rights activists, because each
> Linux®/Ubuntu machine needs a real living penguin within the machine's
> case (for cooling reasons). If the Linux®/Ubuntu upswing continues, the
> activists fear all members of the penguin species might be eradicated by
> 2008.
>
> Microsoft is sponsoring an US Senate bill to restrict Linux/Ubuntu use to
> only during the early morning hours. The claim is that open source is bad
> for the awakened mind.
>
>
>