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NOT Alias - Thank GOD
Linus' favorite programming editor is Microsoft Notepad, and he is very
angry when Windows crashes while he's coding, or drawing ASCII pr0n.
Linux is free, as long as your time has no value.
The more you know about Linux the less likely girls are to talk to you.
Linux® is commonly confused with LINUXOS, released by Linux Incorporated.
Steve Ballmer has called Linux CommUNIX and a cancer on mankind.
Linux® is a compound abbreviation for the full name: Linu Christ. In fact,
Linu Christ is believed to have run the Church of UNIX. Critics such as Pat
Robertson contend that the X crosses out Christ.
While almost a redundancy, poet Robert Bly, Author of Iron John released an
all male version titled Mannix.
The bit-system was originally invented to make Linux®'s kernel-versions
countable. Right now there's 64bit, since there are 2^64 different kernels.
And the saga isn't even close to coming to an end.
The original kernel source was written down in four notebooks.
Linux can only run on 80186 CPU's with a maximum of 640KB of ram
angry when Windows crashes while he's coding, or drawing ASCII pr0n.
Linux is free, as long as your time has no value.
The more you know about Linux the less likely girls are to talk to you.
Linux® is commonly confused with LINUXOS, released by Linux Incorporated.
Steve Ballmer has called Linux CommUNIX and a cancer on mankind.
Linux® is a compound abbreviation for the full name: Linu Christ. In fact,
Linu Christ is believed to have run the Church of UNIX. Critics such as Pat
Robertson contend that the X crosses out Christ.
While almost a redundancy, poet Robert Bly, Author of Iron John released an
all male version titled Mannix.
The bit-system was originally invented to make Linux®'s kernel-versions
countable. Right now there's 64bit, since there are 2^64 different kernels.
And the saga isn't even close to coming to an end.
The original kernel source was written down in four notebooks.
Linux can only run on 80186 CPU's with a maximum of 640KB of ram