You have too much spare time on your hands, Heirloom. What's your
wife's email address? I shall email her and tell her to give you
something to do, maybe clean out the attic... or repaint the interior of
the house...
Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the
house. He IS getting old and things take him a lot longer......LOL!!
Psssst.....she sure looks half his age......snicker.
HF
"John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> You have too much spare time on your hands, Heirloom. What's your
> wife's email address? I shall email her and tell her to give you
> something to do, maybe clean out the attic... or repaint the interior
> of the house...
>
> John
>
> Heirloom wrote:
>
>> This is just so much bullshirt.............the facts:
>> http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp
>> Heirloom, old and hate that crap
Heather wrote:
> Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the
> house.
I think that was only the exterior of the house, he needs to do the
interior now... His bike is already shiny enough, so he can't be
spending any more time polishing the chrome on that, his wife has to
give him something else to do.
"John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
news:Owa5I04YIHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> Heather wrote:
>
>> Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the
>> house.
>
> I think that was only the exterior of the house, he needs to do the
> interior now... His bike is already shiny enough, so he can't be
> spending any more time polishing the chrome on that, his wife has to
> give him something else to do.
>
He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him busy
with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old
phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
Heather wrote:
> "John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
> news:Owa5I04YIHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>
>>Heather wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the
>>>house.
>>
>>I think that was only the exterior of the house, he needs to do the
>>interior now... His bike is already shiny enough, so he can't be
>>spending any more time polishing the chrome on that, his wife has to
>>give him something else to do.
>>
>
> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him busy
> with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old
> phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>
> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
Not if it means that I will have to vacuum and shampoo rugs! If you
want me to go so that you can cater to all my wishes and treat me to the
best T.O. has to offer then I may consider it...
"John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> Heather wrote:
>>
>> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him
>> busy with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
>> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old
>> phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>>
>> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>
> Not if it means that I will have to vacuum and shampoo rugs! If you
> want me to go so that you can cater to all my wishes and treat me to
> the best T.O. has to offer then I may consider it...
>
Surely you jest....lol!! I am the *cateree*.....Ron is the *caterer*.
So that puts you in 3rd place, which boils down to shampooing rugs,
grin.
Besides, what on earth is the BEST that T.O. has to offer......our
hockey team? ROFL!!
"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
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>
> "John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
> news:Od7NI25YIHA.4476@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> Heather wrote:
>>>
>>> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him busy
>>> with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
>>> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old
>>> phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>>>
>>> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>>
>> Not if it means that I will have to vacuum and shampoo rugs! If you want
>> me to go so that you can cater to all my wishes and treat me to the best
>> T.O. has to offer then I may consider it...
>>
> Surely you jest....lol!! I am the *cateree*.....Ron is the *caterer*. So
> that puts you in 3rd place, which boils down to shampooing rugs, grin.
>
> Besides, what on earth is the BEST that T.O. has to offer......our hockey
> team? ROFL!!
"BigRedWingsFan" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:OdSwM66YIHA.4448@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
>> news:Od7NI25YIHA.4476@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>>> Heather wrote:
>>>>
>>>> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him
>>>> busy with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs
>>>> need shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if
>>>> the old phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>>>>
>>>> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>>>
>>> Not if it means that I will have to vacuum and shampoo rugs! If you
>>> want me to go so that you can cater to all my wishes and treat me to
>>> the best T.O. has to offer then I may consider it...
>>>
>> Surely you jest....lol!! I am the *cateree*.....Ron is the
>> *caterer*. So that puts you in 3rd place, which boils down to
>> shampooing rugs, grin.
>>
>> Besides, what on earth is the BEST that T.O. has to offer......our
>> hockey team? ROFL!!
>
> Toronto still has a hockey team?
Not that I am aware of......all the players I knew are either dead or
long time retired (think Mahovlich, Pulford, Neal, Nevin, etc).
<lol> You should live in a bungalow then you wouldn't have the extra floor
<g> the sun's come out here for a bit so nobody will freeze anything if they
come here, but they may get wet as we've had more than our fair share of the
wet stuff to last a lifetime <g>
Joan
"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
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>
> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him busy
> with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old phart
> could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>
> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>
> (eg).....Heather
>
She has to keep up appearances, imagine what her friends would say if
she were to move from a two story mansion to a one floor bungalow!
Apparently she already fired the maid to save on expenses and news of
that was quite the story at the country club...
John
Joan Archer wrote:
> <lol> You should live in a bungalow then you wouldn't have the extra
> floor <g> the sun's come out here for a bit so nobody will freeze
> anything if they come here, but they may get wet as we've had more than
> our fair share of the wet stuff to last a lifetime <g>
> Joan
>
> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:usCAc94YIHA.4272@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
>>
>> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him
>> busy with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
>> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old
>> phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>>
>> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>>
>> (eg).....Heather
>>
LOL!! My friends are probably all in single storey homes (bungalows)
and I am too cheap to hire a maid!! Plus they barred me from the
country club for being too outspoken (aka rowdy).....grin.
"John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
news:On1iUhCZIHA.6044@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> She has to keep up appearances, imagine what her friends would say if
> she were to move from a two story mansion to a one floor bungalow!
> Apparently she already fired the maid to save on expenses and news of
> that was quite the story at the country club...
>
> John
>
> Joan Archer wrote:
>
>> <lol> You should live in a bungalow then you wouldn't have the extra
>> floor <g> the sun's come out here for a bit so nobody will freeze
>> anything if they come here, but they may get wet as we've had more
>> than our fair share of the wet stuff to last a lifetime <g>
>> Joan
>>
>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:usCAc94YIHA.4272@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>
>>>
>>> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him
>>> busy with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
>>> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old
>>> phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>>>
>>> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>>>
>>> (eg).....Heather
>>>
Gads, Figglet. Your 'mammary' is failing you in your old age.....it had to
be three years ago or more when all the painting was done!!! How time
'flies' when you get old, huh??
Heirloom, old and yeah, she looks half my age, but, I look half of
yours!...bwahahahahah yourself.
"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:OrqK7F3YIHA.4880@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the house.
> He IS getting old and things take him a lot longer......LOL!!
>
> Psssst.....she sure looks half his age......snicker.
>
> HF
> "John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
> news:OQDY5XzYIHA.5028@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> You have too much spare time on your hands, Heirloom. What's your wife's
>> email address? I shall email her and tell her to give you something to
>> do, maybe clean out the attic... or repaint the interior of the house...
>>
>> John
>>
>> Heirloom wrote:
>>
>>> This is just so much bullshirt.............the facts:
>>> http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp
>>> Heirloom, old and hate that crap
>
>
I have three bikes to keep up with, that's a full time job. Not to mention
the 64 that I maintain for the safety school!
My latest one is really cool....203hp at the crank.....will be increasing
that will an engine mod and fuel mapper!!!
Heirloom, old and can still go fast (on the right
bike)
"John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
news:Owa5I04YIHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> Heather wrote:
>
>> Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the
>> house.
>
> I think that was only the exterior of the house, he needs to do the
> interior now... His bike is already shiny enough, so he can't be spending
> any more time polishing the chrome on that, his wife has to give him
> something else to do.
>
> John
I did all the vacuuming just yesterday....thank you very much.
Heirloom, old and gonna 'rewire' the vacuum
>>
> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him busy
> with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old phart
> could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>
>
> (eg).....Heather
>
Sunny and 71 F here, bl**dy balmy, it is~! I've had my share of the 'white
rain'.....this is much better.
Heirloom, old and just may go for a ride........nekid (with
my helmet, of course)
"Joan Archer" <archer_joan@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:%23lghi7$YIHA.1208@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> <lol> You should live in a bungalow then you wouldn't have the extra floor
> <g> the sun's come out here for a bit so nobody will freeze anything if
> they come here, but they may get wet as we've had more than our fair share
> of the wet stuff to last a lifetime <g>
> Joan
>
> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:usCAc94YIHA.4272@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>
>> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him busy
>> with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
>> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old phart
>> could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>>
>> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>>
>> (eg).....Heather
>>
"Boys and their toys"......couldn't be any clearer, lol.
Hey, you cold down there? Looks like the jet stream took a massive dip.
Needless to say we were snowed in on Friday.....anywhere from 15 to 30
cm. in one day. And keep your storms down below our border, thank you
very much!!
Figgs
"Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
news:etU8ZunZIHA.4172@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>I have three bikes to keep up with, that's a full time job. Not to
>mention the 64 that I maintain for the safety school!
> My latest one is really cool....203hp at the crank.....will be
> increasing that will an engine mod and fuel mapper!!!
> Heirloom, old and can still go fast (on the
> right bike)
>
> "John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
> news:Owa5I04YIHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> Heather wrote:
>>
>>> Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the
>>> house.
>>
>> I think that was only the exterior of the house, he needs to do the
>> interior now... His bike is already shiny enough, so he can't be
>> spending any more time polishing the chrome on that, his wife has to
>> give him something else to do.
>>
>> John
>
>
WHOOPS!! Didn't see the last two and sent off a psychic answer, lol.
But the mere thought of seeing you nekkid on a bike is *hysterical*.
Love handles flappin' in the breeze. And I did manage to keep this
clean....LOL!!
Figgs
"Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
news:e4myuxnZIHA.2268@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> Sunny and 71 F here, bl**dy balmy, it is~! I've had my share of the
> 'white rain'.....this is much better.
> Heirloom, old and just may go for a ride........nekid
> (with my helmet, of course)
>
> "Joan Archer" <archer_joan@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23lghi7$YIHA.1208@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> <lol> You should live in a bungalow then you wouldn't have the extra
>> floor <g> the sun's come out here for a bit so nobody will freeze
>> anything if they come here, but they may get wet as we've had more
>> than our fair share of the wet stuff to last a lifetime <g>
>> Joan
>>
>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:usCAc94YIHA.4272@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>> He could come up here and freeze his *****'s off. I could keep him
>>> busy with painting, vacuuming, cleaning in general and the rugs need
>>> shampooing. (two floors of carpetting, grin). I wonder if the old
>>> phart could handle that. I sure can't, lol.
>>>
>>> Hey John......want to come up to Toronto??
>>>
>>> (eg).....Heather
>>>
>
>
Hate typos.....that should have been 'WITH an engine mod and fuel mapper'.
Heirloom, old and got the BIG boy toys
"Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
news:etU8ZunZIHA.4172@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>I have three bikes to keep up with, that's a full time job. Not to mention
>the 64 that I maintain for the safety school!
> My latest one is really cool....203hp at the crank.....will be increasing
> that will an engine mod and fuel mapper!!!
> Heirloom, old and can still go fast (on the right
> bike)
>
> "John John" <audetweld@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
> news:Owa5I04YIHA.1204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> Heather wrote:
>>
>>> Bwa ha ha!! I do believe he spent most of last summer painting the
>>> house.
>>
>> I think that was only the exterior of the house, he needs to do the
>> interior now... His bike is already shiny enough, so he can't be spending
>> any more time polishing the chrome on that, his wife has to give him
>> something else to do.
>>
>> John
>
>
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