Mouuse Pointer

[AAH]

Working after a while the mouse pointer disappears
from the screen and the Cntrl key even does not locate
it. After moving around a wildly bit it comes on and goes off. Same thing
is on restart.
I am not using any mouse utility. It is Windows Me drivers
and it came with the computer.
Any help?

 

[Godfrey Wilkes]

"AAH" <aah@chakcomnet.net> wrote in message
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> Working after a while the mouse pointer disappears
> from the screen and the Cntrl key even does not locate
> it. After moving around a wildly bit it comes on and goes off. Same thing
> is on restart.
> I am not using any mouse utility. It is Windows Me drivers
> and it came with the computer.
> Any help?
>
>
>

First thing to eliminate is the hardware. Are you able to try a different
mouse?

Godfrey
Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)

 

[Heirloom]

+1 on Godfrey's reply. Also, is this mouse wireless or does it have a
'tail'......their little tails are subject to breaking wires internally and
you can often duplicate the problem by simply pulling, pushing, twisting,
shaking, etc. on the tail (plus, the mouse really likes this!!). My guess
would be hardware, also.
Heirloom, old and bet Godfrey is some good
competition!!

"Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
news:fvOdnR3lzrXcQ3banZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> "AAH" <aah@chakcomnet.net> wrote in message
> news:%23NMgnpCkIHA.4908@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> Working after a while the mouse pointer disappears
>> from the screen and the Cntrl key even does not locate
>> it. After moving around a wildly bit it comes on and goes off. Same
>> thing
>> is on restart.
>> I am not using any mouse utility. It is Windows Me drivers
>> and it came with the computer.
>> Any help?
>>
>>
>>
>
> First thing to eliminate is the hardware. Are you able to try a different
> mouse?
>
> Godfrey
> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>
>
>

 

[Mart]

Godfrey wrote :-

> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)

A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL

Note to Mr Wilkes:-

Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of flattery, as
an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough) rule in these WinMe
News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies HL's tag lines - as I'm sure
Harry will attest!

However, I would suggest that you can't be anywhere near as old as Heirloom,
otherwise you would have been well aware that imitating HL's tags is almost
sacrilege.

But a good suggestion of checking the hardware/mouse though, maybe look for
malware too?

Mart


"Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
news:%236XmbjDkIHA.4712@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> +1 on Godfrey's reply. Also, is this mouse wireless or does it have a
> 'tail'......their little tails are subject to breaking wires internally
> and you can often duplicate the problem by simply pulling, pushing,
> twisting, shaking, etc. on the tail (plus, the mouse really likes this!!).
> My guess would be hardware, also.
> Heirloom, old and bet Godfrey is some good
> competition!!
>
> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
> news:fvOdnR3lzrXcQ3banZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>
>> "AAH" <aah@chakcomnet.net> wrote in message
>> news:%23NMgnpCkIHA.4908@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>> Working after a while the mouse pointer disappears
>>> from the screen and the Cntrl key even does not locate
>>> it. After moving around a wildly bit it comes on and goes off. Same
>>> thing
>>> is on restart.
>>> I am not using any mouse utility. It is Windows Me drivers
>>> and it came with the computer.
>>> Any help?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> First thing to eliminate is the hardware. Are you able to try a different
>> mouse?
>>
>> Godfrey
>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>
>>
>>
>
>

 

[webster72n]

"Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> Godfrey wrote :-
>
> > Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>
> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>
> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>
> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of flattery,
as
> an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough) rule in these WinMe
> News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies HL's tag lines - as I'm sure
> Harry will attest!

Harry has his own business to tend to and is still trying to find his TL.
How old did you say HL is - 95?
Can you imagine the oldest person lived to be over 900? <H>.

>
> However, I would suggest that you can't be anywhere near as old as
Heirloom,
> otherwise you would have been well aware that imitating HL's tags is
almost
> sacrilege.
>
> But a good suggestion of checking the hardware/mouse though, maybe look
for
> malware too?
>
> Mart
>
>
> "Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
> news:%236XmbjDkIHA.4712@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> > +1 on Godfrey's reply. Also, is this mouse wireless or does it have a
> > 'tail'......their little tails are subject to breaking wires internally
> > and you can often duplicate the problem by simply pulling, pushing,
> > twisting, shaking, etc. on the tail (plus, the mouse really likes
this!!).
> > My guess would be hardware, also.
> > Heirloom, old and bet Godfrey is some
good
> > competition!!
> >
> > "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
> > news:fvOdnR3lzrXcQ3banZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
> >>
> >> "AAH" <aah@chakcomnet.net> wrote in message
> >> news:%23NMgnpCkIHA.4908@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> >>> Working after a while the mouse pointer disappears
> >>> from the screen and the Cntrl key even does not locate
> >>> it. After moving around a wildly bit it comes on and goes off. Same
> >>> thing
> >>> is on restart.
> >>> I am not using any mouse utility. It is Windows Me drivers
> >>> and it came with the computer.
> >>> Any help?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >> First thing to eliminate is the hardware. Are you able to try a
different
> >> mouse?
> >>
> >> Godfrey
> >> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

 

[Godfrey Wilkes]

"Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> Godfrey wrote :-
>
>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>
> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>
> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>
> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of flattery,
> as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough) rule in these
> WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies HL's tag lines - as
> I'm sure Harry will attest!
>
> However, I would suggest that you can't be anywhere near as old as
> Heirloom, otherwise you would have been well aware that imitating HL's
> tags is almost sacrilege.
>
> But a good suggestion of checking the hardware/mouse though, maybe look
> for malware too?
>
> Mart
>

Mr Mart,
I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag, something
I have admired, respected and revered since its conception. But there has
always been this nagging question driven by curiosity - just how old is HL
or who is the oldest poster here? Yes, a little bit of flattery with an
ulterior motive!

Godfrey

P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?

 

[Heather]

"Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>
>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>
>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>
>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>
>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough)
>> rule in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies
>> HL's tag lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>
>> Mart
>>
>
> Mr Mart,
> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
> something I have admired, respected and revered since its conception.
> But there has always been this nagging question driven by curiosity -
> just how old is HL or who is the oldest poster here? Yes, a little bit
> of flattery with an ulterior motive!
>
> Godfrey
>
> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?

Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin
#2....asking HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!! And
Texas Dirt at that.

As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet another
transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.

As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless.
However, I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and ancient
WinME users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir Michael*
harrumphing now.....even at this hour. (G)

Cheers.....the Canuck.
>
>

 

[Heirloom]

Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old", not "Old
and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my actual, for
really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a Bible age.....Heather
has it right, as always! I brought the first load of dirt into
Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought it from a really old lady
up there in Toronto, just can't seem to recall her name....started with an
'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe an 'F'??....err, nah.
Heirloom, old and I know who brought the first dirt
to Canada!!

"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:OmFnyjHkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>
> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
> news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>
>> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
>> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>>
>>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>>
>>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>>
>>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>>
>>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough) rule
>>> in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies HL's tag
>>> lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>>
>>> Mart
>>>
>>
>> Mr Mart,
>> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
>> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
>> something I have admired, respected and revered since its conception. But
>> there has always been this nagging question driven by curiosity - just
>> how old is HL or who is the oldest poster here? Yes, a little bit of
>> flattery with an ulterior motive!
>>
>> Godfrey
>>
>> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?
>
> Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin #2....asking
> HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!! And Texas Dirt at
> that.
>
> As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet another
> transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.
>
> As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless. However,
> I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and ancient WinME
> users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir Michael* harrumphing
> now.....even at this hour. (G)
>
> Cheers.....the Canuck.
>>
>>
>
>

 

[Mart]

Most forgiving HL, but would have hated to go thru' the same trauma we
suffered last time when a 'certain person' imposed <g>

Mart


"Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
news:O%23iN9JJkIHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old", not
> "Old and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my actual,
> for really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a Bible
> age.....Heather has it right, as always! I brought the first load of dirt
> into Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought it from a really
> old lady up there in Toronto, just can't seem to recall her
> name....started with an 'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe an 'F'??....err,
> nah.
> Heirloom, old and I know who brought the first dirt
> to Canada!!
>
<snip>

 

[Joan Archer]

<lol> You're asking for trouble now Heirloom, mind you I think she is the
oldest here now I'm running for cover <eg>
Joan

--
Joan Archer
http://www.freewebs.com/crossstitcher
http://lachsoft.com/photogallery

"Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
news:O#iN9JJkIHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old", not
> "Old and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my actual,
> for really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a Bible
> age.....Heather has it right, as always! I brought the first load of dirt
> into Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought it from a really
> old lady up there in Toronto, just can't seem to recall her
> name....started with an 'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe an 'F'??....err,
> nah.
> Heirloom, old and I know who brought the first dirt
> to Canada!!
>
> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:OmFnyjHkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
>> news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>
>>> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
>>> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>>>
>>>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>>>
>>>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>>>
>>>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>>>
>>>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>>>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough) rule
>>>> in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies HL's tag
>>>> lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>>>
>>>> Mart
>>>>
>>>
>>> Mr Mart,
>>> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
>>> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
>>> something I have admired, respected and revered since its conception.
>>> But there has always been this nagging question driven by curiosity -
>>> just how old is HL or who is the oldest poster here? Yes, a little bit
>>> of flattery with an ulterior motive!
>>>
>>> Godfrey
>>>
>>> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?
>>
>> Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin #2....asking
>> HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!! And Texas Dirt at
>> that.
>>
>> As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet another
>> transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.
>>
>> As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless. However,
>> I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and ancient WinME
>> users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir Michael* harrumphing
>> now.....even at this hour. (G)
>>
>> Cheers.....the Canuck.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>

 

[Heather]

You two are on my "Sh*t List" now.......so watch over your shoulder
v-e-r-y carefully. Loon is easy to get cuz Merkins aren't as devious as
Brits or Canadian. (snicker).

And yes.......I do believe I am the Elder of this Tribe, so bow down
when I appear, lol. Got a biggie coming up in June......ye Gods, that
number is OLD, OLD, OLD!!

XX Figgs

"Joan Archer" <archer_joan@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:%23gOu$YbkIHA.4196@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> <lol> You're asking for trouble now Heirloom, mind you I think she is
> the oldest here now I'm running for cover <eg>
> Joan
>
> --
> Joan Archer
> http://www.freewebs.com/crossstitcher
> http://lachsoft.com/photogallery
>
> "Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
> news:O#iN9JJkIHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old",
>> not "Old and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my
>> actual, for really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a
>> Bible age.....Heather has it right, as always! I brought the first
>> load of dirt into Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought
>> it from a really old lady up there in Toronto, just can't seem to
>> recall her name....started with an 'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe an
>> 'F'??....err, nah.
>> Heirloom, old and I know who brought the first
>> dirt to Canada!!
>>
>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:OmFnyjHkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
>>> news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>
>>>> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
>>>> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>>>>
>>>>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>>>>
>>>>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>>>>
>>>>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>>>>
>>>>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>>>>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough)
>>>>> rule in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies
>>>>> HL's tag lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>>>>
>>>>> Mart
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Mr Mart,
>>>> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
>>>> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
>>>> something I have admired, respected and revered since its
>>>> conception. But there has always been this nagging question driven
>>>> by curiosity - just how old is HL or who is the oldest poster here?
>>>> Yes, a little bit of flattery with an ulterior motive!
>>>>
>>>> Godfrey
>>>>
>>>> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?
>>>
>>> Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin
>>> #2....asking HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!! And
>>> Texas Dirt at that.
>>>
>>> As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet
>>> another transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.
>>>
>>> As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless.
>>> However, I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and
>>> ancient WinME users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir
>>> Michael* harrumphing now.....even at this hour. (G)
>>>
>>> Cheers.....the Canuck.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>

 

[BigRedWingsFan]

You're gonna be 70 already?

"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:Ok7mTubkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> You two are on my "Sh*t List" now.......so watch over your shoulder
> v-e-r-y carefully. Loon is easy to get cuz Merkins aren't as devious as
> Brits or Canadian. (snicker).
>
> And yes.......I do believe I am the Elder of this Tribe, so bow down when
> I appear, lol. Got a biggie coming up in June......ye Gods, that number
> is OLD, OLD, OLD!!
>
> XX Figgs
>
> "Joan Archer" <archer_joan@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23gOu$YbkIHA.4196@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> <lol> You're asking for trouble now Heirloom, mind you I think she is the
>> oldest here now I'm running for cover <eg>
>> Joan
>>
>> --
>> Joan Archer
>> http://www.freewebs.com/crossstitcher
>> http://lachsoft.com/photogallery
>>
>> "Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
>> news:O#iN9JJkIHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>> Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old", not
>>> "Old and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my actual,
>>> for really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a Bible
>>> age.....Heather has it right, as always! I brought the first load of
>>> dirt into Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought it from a
>>> really old lady up there in Toronto, just can't seem to recall her
>>> name....started with an 'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe an 'F'??....err,
>>> nah.
>>> Heirloom, old and I know who brought the first
>>> dirt to Canada!!
>>>
>>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:OmFnyjHkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>>
>>>> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
>>>>> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>>>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>>>>>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough)
>>>>>> rule in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies
>>>>>> HL's tag lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mart
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Mr Mart,
>>>>> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
>>>>> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
>>>>> something I have admired, respected and revered since its conception.
>>>>> But there has always been this nagging question driven by curiosity -
>>>>> just how old is HL or who is the oldest poster here? Yes, a little bit
>>>>> of flattery with an ulterior motive!
>>>>>
>>>>> Godfrey
>>>>>
>>>>> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?
>>>>
>>>> Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin
>>>> #2....asking HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!! And
>>>> Texas Dirt at that.
>>>>
>>>> As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet another
>>>> transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.
>>>>
>>>> As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless.
>>>> However, I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and
>>>> ancient WinME users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir
>>>> Michael* harrumphing now.....even at this hour. (G)
>>>>
>>>> Cheers.....the Canuck.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>
>

 

[Godfrey Wilkes]

"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:Ok7mTubkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> You two are on my "Sh*t List" now.......so watch over your shoulder
> v-e-r-y carefully. Loon is easy to get cuz Merkins aren't as devious as
> Brits or Canadian. (snicker).
>
> And yes.......I do believe I am the Elder of this Tribe, so bow down when
> I appear, lol. Got a biggie coming up in June......ye Gods, that number
> is OLD, OLD, OLD!!
>
> XX Figgs
>


Well I'm going to beat you to it, got a biggie coming up in May which is
very very BIG and ever so OLD!

Godfrey

 

[Heather]

HUGE SMACK!!!! No.....39, grin.

"BigRedWingsFan" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:Os4gNgdkIHA.5280@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> You're gonna be 70 already?
>
> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:Ok7mTubkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> You two are on my "Sh*t List" now.......so watch over your shoulder
>> v-e-r-y carefully. Loon is easy to get cuz Merkins aren't as devious
>> as Brits or Canadian. (snicker).
>>
>> And yes.......I do believe I am the Elder of this Tribe, so bow down
>> when I appear, lol. Got a biggie coming up in June......ye Gods,
>> that number is OLD, OLD, OLD!!
>>
>> XX Figgs
>>
>> "Joan Archer" <archer_joan@nospam.com> wrote in message
>> news:%23gOu$YbkIHA.4196@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>> <lol> You're asking for trouble now Heirloom, mind you I think she
>>> is the oldest here now I'm running for cover <eg>
>>> Joan
>>>
>>> --
>>> Joan Archer
>>> http://www.freewebs.com/crossstitcher
>>> http://lachsoft.com/photogallery
>>>
>>> "Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
>>> news:O#iN9JJkIHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>> Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old",
>>>> not "Old and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my
>>>> actual, for really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a
>>>> Bible age.....Heather has it right, as always! I brought the first
>>>> load of dirt into Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought
>>>> it from a really old lady up there in Toronto, just can't seem to
>>>> recall her name....started with an 'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe
>>>> an 'F'??....err, nah.
>>>> Heirloom, old and I know who brought the
>>>> first dirt to Canada!!
>>>>
>>>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:OmFnyjHkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>>>>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom
>>>>>>>> (probably)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>>>>>>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often
>>>>>>> enough) rule in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but
>>>>>>> nobody copies HL's tag lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mart
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mr Mart,
>>>>>> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
>>>>>> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
>>>>>> something I have admired, respected and revered since its
>>>>>> conception. But there has always been this nagging question
>>>>>> driven by curiosity - just how old is HL or who is the oldest
>>>>>> poster here? Yes, a little bit of flattery with an ulterior
>>>>>> motive!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Godfrey
>>>>>>
>>>>>> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?
>>>>>
>>>>> Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin
>>>>> #2....asking HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!!
>>>>> And Texas Dirt at that.
>>>>>
>>>>> As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet
>>>>> another transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.
>>>>>
>>>>> As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless.
>>>>> However, I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and
>>>>> ancient WinME users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir
>>>>> Michael* harrumphing now.....even at this hour. (G)
>>>>>
>>>>> Cheers.....the Canuck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>
>>
>
>

 

[BigRedWingsFan]

"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:Owf8ecekIHA.5556@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> HUGE SMACK!!!! No.....39, grin.

Uh-huh, and the Laffs are going to the playoffs too! LMAO!!

>
> "BigRedWingsFan" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:Os4gNgdkIHA.5280@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> You're gonna be 70 already?
>>
>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:Ok7mTubkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>> You two are on my "Sh*t List" now.......so watch over your shoulder
>>> v-e-r-y carefully. Loon is easy to get cuz Merkins aren't as devious as
>>> Brits or Canadian. (snicker).
>>>
>>> And yes.......I do believe I am the Elder of this Tribe, so bow down
>>> when I appear, lol. Got a biggie coming up in June......ye Gods, that
>>> number is OLD, OLD, OLD!!
>>>
>>> XX Figgs
>>>
>>> "Joan Archer" <archer_joan@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:%23gOu$YbkIHA.4196@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>> <lol> You're asking for trouble now Heirloom, mind you I think she is
>>>> the oldest here now I'm running for cover <eg>
>>>> Joan
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Joan Archer
>>>> http://www.freewebs.com/crossstitcher
>>>> http://lachsoft.com/photogallery
>>>>
>>>> "Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
>>>> news:O#iN9JJkIHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>>>> Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old", not
>>>>> "Old and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my
>>>>> actual, for really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a
>>>>> Bible age.....Heather has it right, as always! I brought the first
>>>>> load of dirt into Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought it
>>>>> from a really old lady up there in Toronto, just can't seem to recall
>>>>> her name....started with an 'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe an
>>>>> 'F'??....err, nah.
>>>>> Heirloom, old and I know who brought the first
>>>>> dirt to Canada!!
>>>>>
>>>>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:OmFnyjHkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>>>>>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>>>>>>>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough)
>>>>>>>> rule in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies
>>>>>>>> HL's tag lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Mart
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Mr Mart,
>>>>>>> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
>>>>>>> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
>>>>>>> something I have admired, respected and revered since its
>>>>>>> conception. But there has always been this nagging question driven
>>>>>>> by curiosity - just how old is HL or who is the oldest poster here?
>>>>>>> Yes, a little bit of flattery with an ulterior motive!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Godfrey
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin
>>>>>> #2....asking HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!! And
>>>>>> Texas Dirt at that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet
>>>>>> another transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless.
>>>>>> However, I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and
>>>>>> ancient WinME users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir
>>>>>> Michael* harrumphing now.....even at this hour. (G)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cheers.....the Canuck.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>

 

[Heirloom]

No need to be devious when hiding from a 'nuck! Just stand in the open and
make a noise like a rock and they will walk right past!
Heirloom, old and making noises like
feet hitting the ground

"Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:Ok7mTubkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> You two are on my "Sh*t List" now.......so watch over your shoulder
> v-e-r-y carefully. Loon is easy to get cuz Merkins aren't as devious as
> Brits or Canadian. (snicker).
>
> And yes.......I do believe I am the Elder of this Tribe, so bow down when
> I appear, lol. Got a biggie coming up in June......ye Gods, that number
> is OLD, OLD, OLD!!
>
> XX Figgs
>
> "Joan Archer" <archer_joan@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23gOu$YbkIHA.4196@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> <lol> You're asking for trouble now Heirloom, mind you I think she is the
>> oldest here now I'm running for cover <eg>
>> Joan
>>
>> --
>> Joan Archer
>> http://www.freewebs.com/crossstitcher
>> http://lachsoft.com/photogallery
>>
>> "Heirloom" <nobodyhome@noplacelike.hom> wrote in message
>> news:O#iN9JJkIHA.1188@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>> Ahh, Mart. Godfrey didn't impose on the TL....he just said "Old", not
>>> "Old and"....there is a distinct difference! And, as far as my actual,
>>> for really, no doubt about it, sincere, no lie, swear on a Bible
>>> age.....Heather has it right, as always! I brought the first load of
>>> dirt into Texas!.....brought it from Canada, I did! Bought it from a
>>> really old lady up there in Toronto, just can't seem to recall her
>>> name....started with an 'H'.......no, er, hummm, maybe an 'F'??....err,
>>> nah.
>>> Heirloom, old and I know who brought the first
>>> dirt to Canada!!
>>>
>>> "Heather" <figgyd@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:OmFnyjHkIHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>>>
>>>> "Godfrey Wilkes" <nospam@cornedbeef.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:3oidnYH46enNinHanZ2dnUVZ8gydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mart" <mart(NoSpam)@nospam.nospam> wrote in message
>>>>> news:%23KH3H3DkIHA.5660@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>>>> Godfrey wrote :-
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Old but not as old as Heirloom (probably)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A very generous and measured response to Mr Wilkes' reply, HL
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Note to Mr Wilkes:-
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Although imitation is generally regarded as the highest form of
>>>>>> flattery, as an unwritten (or perhaps a not written often enough)
>>>>>> rule in these WinMe News Group's - that nobody, but nobody copies
>>>>>> HL's tag lines - as I'm sure Harry will attest!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mart
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Mr Mart,
>>>>> I confess, I have committed a cardinal sin on this venerable NG -
>>>>> temptation. Just couldn't resist imitating the esteemed HL's tag,
>>>>> something I have admired, respected and revered since its conception.
>>>>> But there has always been this nagging question driven by curiosity -
>>>>> just how old is HL or who is the oldest poster here? Yes, a little bit
>>>>> of flattery with an ulterior motive!
>>>>>
>>>>> Godfrey
>>>>>
>>>>> P.S. Anyone here on Facebook? How about forming a WinME group?
>>>>
>>>> Godfrey.....for shame!! You have now committed Cardinal Sin
>>>> #2....asking HL how old he is. Older than dirt is the answer!! And
>>>> Texas Dirt at that.
>>>>
>>>> As for who is the oldest poster, well, ah do declare.......yet another
>>>> transgression!! Oh the shame of it all.
>>>>
>>>> As for Facebook, yep, I am on it, but think it is a tad useless.
>>>> However, I believe it would be too much to ask the venerable and
>>>> ancient WinME users and abusers to move there. I can hear *Sir
>>>> Michael* harrumphing now.....even at this hour. (G)
>>>>
>>>> Cheers.....the Canuck.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>
>