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Guest FromTheRafters
Posted

Now why would you go and bring *that* up!

 

 

 

....you some kinda troublemaker!

 

 

 

:oD

 

 

 

"JD" wrote in message

 

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> David Kaye wrote:

 

>> Jordon wrote:

 

>>

 

>>> C'mon Dave. The usenet has been around almost as long as the

 

>>> internet. You sound as if this is something new to you.

 

>>>

 

>>

 

>> No, but I'm used to some of the more civilized newsgroups. Well

 

>> there are a

 

>> few...honest...

 

>>

 

>

 

> Wait until the question of top or bottom posting comes back around. Oh

 

> boy!

 

>

 

> Or subscribe to Alt.Privacy.Spyware. Talk about tirades!

 

>

 

> --

 

> JD..

Posted

Bump!

 

~BD~ wrote:

 

>

 

> Purely out of general interest, *do* you have any formal training and/or

 

> qualifications behind you?

 

>

Posted

"David Kaye" wrote in message

 

news:hnfrrg$lqs$3@news.eternal-september.org...

 

> Jordon wrote:

 

>>C'mon Dave. The usenet has been around almost as long as the

 

>>internet. You sound as if this is something new to you.

 

> No, but I'm used to some of the more civilized newsgroups. Well there

 

> are a

 

> few...honest...

 

 

 

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,

 

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of

 

mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

 

~Gene Spafford - 1992~

 

 

 

-jen

Posted

"jen" wrote in message

 

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> "David Kaye" wrote in message

 

> news:hnfrrg$lqs$3@news.eternal-september.org...

 

>> Jordon wrote:

 

>>>C'mon Dave. The usenet has been around almost as long as the

 

>>>internet. You sound as if this is something new to you.

 

>> No, but I'm used to some of the more civilized newsgroups. Well there

 

>> are a

 

>> few...honest...

 

>

 

> Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,

 

> difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of

 

> mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

 

> ~Gene Spafford - 1992~

 

>

 

> -jen

 

 

 

I sort of agree, Usenet is extremely useful, MS NG's are extremely useful,

 

((Tiscali (now TalkTalk NNTP service is crap btw)),

 

....and having been following this thread, and several others where, "The

 

Real Truth," obviously needs to be exposed, I've been lurking, and

 

researching, and with the "behind the scenes" help of six ISP admins, I can

 

now, HERE on this NG, (should anyone desire it), publish the name and home

 

address of ~BD~ ....enjoy :-)

 

 

 

regards, Richard

Posted

RJK wrote:

 

> "jen" wrote in message

 

> news:OrrTEXwwKHA.732@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...

 

>> "David Kaye" wrote in message

 

>> news:hnfrrg$lqs$3@news.eternal-september.org...

 

>>> Jordon wrote:

 

>>>> C'mon Dave. The usenet has been around almost as long as the

 

>>>> internet. You sound as if this is something new to you.

 

>>> No, but I'm used to some of the more civilized newsgroups. Well there

 

>>> are a

 

>>> few...honest...

 

>>

 

>> Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive,

 

>> difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of

 

>> mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

 

>> ~Gene Spafford - 1992~

 

>>

 

>> -jen

 

>

 

> I sort of agree, Usenet is extremely useful, MS NG's are extremely useful,

 

> ((Tiscali (now TalkTalk NNTP service is crap btw)),

 

> ...and having been following this thread, and several others where, "The

 

> Real Truth," obviously needs to be exposed, I've been lurking, and

 

> researching, and with the "behind the scenes" help of six ISP admins, I can

 

> now, HERE on this NG, (should anyone desire it), publish the name and home

 

> address of ~BD~ ....enjoy :-)

 

>

 

> regards, Richard

 

>

 

>

 

 

 

Perhaps you'd be kind enough to email me *first* Richard?

 

 

 

It is, and always has been BoaterDave at hotmail.co.uk

 

 

 

Thank you

 

 

 

Dave

Guest David H. Lipman
Posted

From: "RJK"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

| I sort of agree, Usenet is extremely useful, MS NG's are extremely useful,

 

| ((Tiscali (now TalkTalk NNTP service is crap btw)),

 

| ...and having been following this thread, and several others where, "The

 

| Real Truth," obviously needs to be exposed, I've been lurking, and

 

| researching, and with the "behind the scenes" help of six ISP admins, I can

 

| now, HERE on this NG, (should anyone desire it), publish the name and home

 

| address of ~BD~ ....enjoy :-)

 

 

 

| regards, Richard

 

 

 

Go for it Richard! :-)

 

 

 

 

 

--

 

Dave

 

http://www.claymania.com/removal-trojan-adware.html

 

Multi-AV - http://www.pctipp.ch/downloads/dl/35905.asp

Posted

David H. Lipman wrote:

 

> From: "RJK"

 

>

 

>

 

>

 

>

 

> | I sort of agree, Usenet is extremely useful, MS NG's are extremely useful,

 

> | ((Tiscali (now TalkTalk NNTP service is crap btw)),

 

> | ...and having been following this thread, and several others where, "The

 

> | Real Truth," obviously needs to be exposed, I've been lurking, and

 

> | researching, and with the "behind the scenes" help of six ISP admins, I can

 

> | now, HERE on this NG, (should anyone desire it), publish the name and home

 

> | address of ~BD~ ....enjoy :-)

 

>

 

> | regards, Richard

 

>

 

> Go for it Richard! :-)

 

>

 

>

 

Seconded!

Guest Andy Medina
Posted

"T.H" wrote in message

 

news:f6KdnXsFUf6bywHWnZ2dnUVZ_jYAAAAA@insightbb.com...

 

> David H. Lipman wrote:

 

>> From: "RJK"

 

>>

 

>> | I sort of agree, Usenet is extremely useful, MS NG's are extremely

 

>> useful,

 

>> | ((Tiscali (now TalkTalk NNTP service is crap btw)),

 

>> | ...and having been following this thread, and several others where,

 

>> "The

 

>> | Real Truth," obviously needs to be exposed, I've been lurking, and

 

>> | researching, and with the "behind the scenes" help of six ISP admins, I

 

>> can

 

>> | now, HERE on this NG, (should anyone desire it), publish the name and

 

>> home

 

>> | address of ~BD~ ....enjoy :-)

 

>>

 

>> | regards, Richard

 

>>

 

>> Go for it Richard! :-)

 

>>

 

>>

 

> Seconded!

 

 

 

I third the motion.

 

 

 

So, are BD and TRT two "personas" of the same Sybil type character? )

Guest The Real Truth MVP
Posted

And then what happens? you all gather around his house and get arrested for

 

Stalking? What could possibly be gained by doing that except exposing

 

oneself as being a jerk and a troll.

 

 

 

 

 

--

 

The Real Truth http://pcbutts1-therealtruth.blogspot.com/

 

*WARNING* Do NOT follow any advice given by the people listed below.

 

They do NOT have the expertise or knowledge to fix your issue. Do not waste

 

your time.

 

David H Lipman, Malke, PA Bear, Beauregard T. Shagnasty, Leythos.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"T.H" wrote in message

 

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> David H. Lipman wrote:

 

>> From: "RJK"

 

>>

 

>>

 

>>

 

>>

 

>> | I sort of agree, Usenet is extremely useful, MS NG's are extremely

 

>> useful,

 

>> | ((Tiscali (now TalkTalk NNTP service is crap btw)),

 

>> | ...and having been following this thread, and several others where,

 

>> "The

 

>> | Real Truth," obviously needs to be exposed, I've been lurking, and

 

>> | researching, and with the "behind the scenes" help of six ISP admins, I

 

>> can

 

>> | now, HERE on this NG, (should anyone desire it), publish the name and

 

>> home

 

>> | address of ~BD~ ....enjoy :-)

 

>>

 

>> | regards, Richard

 

>>

 

>> Go for it Richard! :-)

 

>>

 

>>

 

> Seconded!

Posted

The Real Truth MVP wrote:

 

> And then what happens? you all gather around his house and get arrested

 

> for Stalking? What could possibly be gained by doing that except

 

> exposing oneself as being a jerk and a troll.

 

>

 

>

 

 

 

Now we have you calling the kettle black. Or are you the pot?

 

 

 

If anybody knows about "stalking" or being a "jerk" and a "troll" well,

 

any mirrors in your house?

 

 

 

You are a piece of work Chris.

 

 

 

--

 

JD..

Guest Leythos
Posted

In article , trt@void.com says...

 

>

 

> And then what happens? you all gather around his house and get arrested for

 

> Stalking? What could possibly be gained by doing that except exposing

 

> oneself as being a jerk and a troll.

 

 

 

The only stalker that most of us have seen is you, PCBUTTS1, having

 

stalked David and myself through almost every post you make, having

 

created a website in my name, having impersonated both of us numerous

 

times....

 

 

 

--

 

You can't trust your best friends, your five senses, only the little

 

voice inside you that most civilians don't even hear -- Listen to that.

 

Trust yourself.

 

spam999free@rrohio.com (remove 999 for proper email address)

Posted

"David H. Lipman" wrote in message

 

news:uXu%23CJxwKHA.6140@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

 

> From: "RJK"

 

>

 

>

 

>

 

>

 

> | I sort of agree, Usenet is extremely useful, MS NG's are extremely

 

> useful,

 

> | ((Tiscali (now TalkTalk NNTP service is crap btw)),

 

> | ...and having been following this thread, and several others where, "The

 

> | Real Truth," obviously needs to be exposed, I've been lurking, and

 

> | researching, and with the "behind the scenes" help of six ISP admins, I

 

> can

 

> | now, HERE on this NG, (should anyone desire it), publish the name and

 

> home

 

> | address of ~BD~ ....enjoy :-)

 

>

 

> | regards, Richard

 

>

 

> Go for it Richard! :-)

 

>

 

>

 

> --

 

> Dave

 

> http://www.claymania.com/removal-trojan-adware.html

 

> Multi-AV - http://www.pctipp.ch/downloads/dl/35905.asp

 

>

 

>

 

 

 

....I'd better not !

 

....though, here's hoping it gave a certain person a fright !

 

 

 

regards, Richard

Posted

Peter Foldes wrote:

 

> ROFLMAO. Deja Vu . Here we go again .BD sniffed out another bad guy

 

>

 

 

 

To the contrary.

 

 

 

I have no doubt that Honest Dave is exactly that - honest and true.

 

 

 

--

 

Dave BD - another honest poster!

Guest Andy Medina
Posted

"David Kaye" wrote in message

 

news:hnc33k$fv5$2@news.eternal-september.org...

 

 

> In the 8+ years I've been troubleshooting this stuff as a freelancer, and

 

> the

 

> previous 10 years I worked in programming and tech support I have never

 

> been

 

> asked about my education by anybody, not even when I was the lead

 

> developer

 

> and chief software architect for a company making software to assist in

 

> organ

 

> transplants.

 

 

 

I get asked that question a lot. But it's NOT because folks are inquiring

 

about my qualifications to perform a job. It comes AFTER I fix something

 

that many before me have tried and failed to fix and the client is amazed I

 

succeeded. It's a compliment in that they wonder why I succeeded while

 

others failed.

Posted

Andy Medina wrote:

 

> "David Kaye" wrote in message

 

> news:hnc33k$fv5$2@news.eternal-september.org...

 

>

 

>> In the 8+ years I've been troubleshooting this stuff as a freelancer,

 

>> and the

 

>> previous 10 years I worked in programming and tech support I have

 

>> never been

 

>> asked about my education by anybody, not even when I was the lead

 

>> developer

 

>> and chief software architect for a company making software to assist

 

>> in organ

 

>> transplants.

 

>

 

> I get asked that question a lot. But it's NOT because folks are

 

> inquiring about my qualifications to perform a job. It comes AFTER I fix

 

> something that many before me have tried and failed to fix and the

 

> client is amazed I succeeded. It's a compliment in that they wonder why

 

> I succeeded while others failed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the secret of *your* success, Andy?

 

 

 

--

 

Dave

Guest Leythos
Posted

In article ,

 

gmedina@email.arizona.edu says...

 

> I get asked that question a lot. But it's NOT because folks are inquiring

 

> about my qualifications to perform a job. It comes AFTER I fix something

 

> that many before me have tried and failed to fix and the client is amazed I

 

> succeeded. It's a compliment in that they wonder why I succeeded while

 

> others failed.

 

>

 

 

 

In the 30+ years of working on computers and networks the only time I've

 

been asked for credentials is from HR managers that don't know anything

 

about IT and from people that have a ton of initials after their name

 

and don't appear to know anything related to this initials.

 

 

 

When people ask me what classes to take, well, I tell them that there

 

are no real classes for what we do today, it's something that you can

 

either learn on your own or you'll just be one of the level I or level

 

II support types all your life.

 

 

 

It's like any schooling you could take, it's enough to get you started,

 

but you're not any good if you stop with what they teach in school. To

 

be really good, at the architect level, or at the Level V support class,

 

you need to live, eat, sleep computers and their designs, it's something

 

in your blood and mindset.

 

 

 

--

 

You can't trust your best friends, your five senses, only the little

 

voice inside you that most civilians don't even hear -- Listen to that.

 

Trust yourself.

 

spam999free@rrohio.com (remove 999 for proper email address)

Guest Andy Medina
Posted

"~BD~" wrote in message

 

news:D6ydnTyO35mG3wDWnZ2dnUVZ7qpi4p2d@bt.com...

 

> Andy Medina wrote:

 

>> "David Kaye" wrote in message

 

>> news:hnc33k$fv5$2@news.eternal-september.org...

 

>>

 

>>> In the 8+ years I've been troubleshooting this stuff as a freelancer,

 

>>> and the previous 10 years I worked in programming and tech support

 

>>> I have never been asked about my education by anybody, not even

 

>>> when I was the lead developer and chief software architect for a

 

>>> company making software to assist in organ transplants.

 

>>

 

>> I get asked that question a lot. But it's NOT because folks are

 

>> inquiring about my qualifications to perform a job. It comes AFTER I fix

 

>> something that many before me have tried and failed to fix and the

 

>> client is amazed I succeeded. It's a compliment in that they wonder why

 

>> I succeeded while others failed.

 

>

 

> What is the secret of *your* success, Andy?

 

 

 

Usually it's being able to think "outside the box" and approaching the

 

system/problem "holistically".

Guest Peter Foldes
Posted

+1

 

 

 

--

 

Peter

 

 

 

Please Reply to Newsgroup for the benefit of others

 

Requests for assistance by email can not and will not be acknowledged.

 

 

 

"Leythos" wrote in message

 

news:MPG.260718e69941f50e98a1b2@us.news.astraweb.com...

 

> In article ,

 

> gmedina@email.arizona.edu says...

 

>> I get asked that question a lot. But it's NOT because folks are inquiring

 

>> about my qualifications to perform a job. It comes AFTER I fix something

 

>> that many before me have tried and failed to fix and the client is amazed I

 

>> succeeded. It's a compliment in that they wonder why I succeeded while

 

>> others failed.

 

>>

 

>

 

> In the 30+ years of working on computers and networks the only time I've

 

> been asked for credentials is from HR managers that don't know anything

 

> about IT and from people that have a ton of initials after their name

 

> and don't appear to know anything related to this initials.

 

>

 

> When people ask me what classes to take, well, I tell them that there

 

> are no real classes for what we do today, it's something that you can

 

> either learn on your own or you'll just be one of the level I or level

 

> II support types all your life.

 

>

 

> It's like any schooling you could take, it's enough to get you started,

 

> but you're not any good if you stop with what they teach in school. To

 

> be really good, at the architect level, or at the Level V support class,

 

> you need to live, eat, sleep computers and their designs, it's something

 

> in your blood and mindset.

 

>

 

> --

 

> You can't trust your best friends, your five senses, only the little

 

> voice inside you that most civilians don't even hear -- Listen to that.

 

> Trust yourself.

 

> spam999free@rrohio.com (remove 999 for proper email address)

Posted

Andy Medina wrote:

 

> "~BD~" wrote in message

 

> news:D6ydnTyO35mG3wDWnZ2dnUVZ7qpi4p2d@bt.com...

 

>> Andy Medina wrote:

 

>>> "David Kaye" wrote in message

 

>>> news:hnc33k$fv5$2@news.eternal-september.org...

 

>>>

 

>>>> In the 8+ years I've been troubleshooting this stuff as a

 

>>>> freelancer, and the previous 10 years I worked in programming and

 

>>>> tech support

 

>>>> I have never been asked about my education by anybody, not even

 

>>>> when I was the lead developer and chief software architect for a

 

>>>> company making software to assist in organ transplants.

 

>>>

 

>>> I get asked that question a lot. But it's NOT because folks are

 

>>> inquiring about my qualifications to perform a job. It comes AFTER I fix

 

>>> something that many before me have tried and failed to fix and the

 

>>> client is amazed I succeeded. It's a compliment in that they wonder why

 

>>> I succeeded while others failed.

 

>>

 

>> What is the secret of *your* success, Andy?

 

>

 

> Usually it's being able to think "outside the box" and approaching the

 

> system/problem "holistically".

 

>

 

 

 

 

 

Well, full marks to you! 10/10

 

 

 

Out of interest, *do* you have 'computing' qualifications as well?

 

 

 

--

 

Dave (just a user!)

Guest Andy Medina
Posted

"~BD~" wrote in message

 

news:78ydnWAG_LpPywDWnZ2dnUVZ7sSdnZ2d@bt.com...

 

 

> Andy Medina wrote:

 

>> Usually it's being able to think "outside the box" and approaching the

 

>> system/problem "holistically".

 

>

 

> Well, full marks to you! 10/10

 

>

 

> Out of interest, *do* you have 'computing' qualifications as well?

 

 

 

The *majority* of my 'knowledge' came from the "school of

 

of hard-knocks", AKA experience, and continuous learning.

 

But, no, I do not have 'computing' qualifications. What I

 

got started with, years ago, is a BS EET.

 

 

 

What is interesting is some qualifications for jobs state that 2 years

 

experience is equal to 1 year of school. It should be the other way

 

round. :D

Guest David Kaye
Posted

"Andy Medina" wrote:

 

 

>Usually it's being able to think "outside the box" and approaching the

 

>system/problem "holistically".

 

 

 

I *like* that. Honest Dave, the wholistic computer fixer. It'll play very

 

well in Marin County. Heck, I could sprinkle a little lavender water on the

 

case and make the computer smell good, too...

 

 

 

Ooops, sorry Andy. You should be the holistic computer fixer...

Guest David Kaye
Posted

Leythos wrote:

 

 

>When people ask me what classes to take, well, I tell them that there

 

>are no real classes for what we do today, it's something that you can

 

>either learn on your own or [....]

 

 

 

When I used to be lead software developer and had to interview prospective

 

programmers I noticed that the best way to check if somebody knew what they

 

were doing was not the schooling on the resume but whether or not they had a

 

copy of the programming environment at home and whether they did any hobby

 

programming. If they did they could easily run circles around others.

 

 

 

We'd test for competency by telling the applicant: "We'd like you to connect

 

to a database, select first and last names and put them into a text box sorted

 

by first name. We don't care which method you use to connect to the database,

 

how the application looks, or what code you use to write it. AND it's open

 

book. You can use any help screen or any book in our programming library."

 

 

 

It's funny that the "educated" applicants tended to stare at the blank screen

 

for half an hour and do nothing. We had a couple people storm out complaining

 

at the "indignity" or whatever. One woman who applied asked to go to the

 

bathroom and never returned. But the hobbyists could knock out the simple

 

program in about 10 minutes.

Guest NT Canuck
Posted

"David Kaye" wrote in message

 

news:hnkeuh$trm$6@news.eternal-september.org...

 

 

> We'd test for competency by telling the applicant: "We'd like you to

 

> connect

 

> to a database, select first and last names and put them into a text box

 

> sorted

 

> by first name. We don't care which method you use to connect to the

 

> database,

 

> how the application looks, or what code you use to write it. AND it's

 

> open

 

> book. You can use any help screen or any book in our programming

 

> library."

 

 

 

You could do that in 1980 using basic...maybe 10 lines (strings/sort).

 

In 1990 (or a bit earlier with black box) using SQL, a few years

 

later with Autocad, but today I'd scratch my head too. )

 

 

 

--

 

'Seek and ye shall find'

 

NT Canuck

Posted

David Kaye wrote:

 

> "NT Canuck" wrote:

 

>

 

>> You could do that in 1980 using basic...maybe 10 lines (strings/sort).

 

>> In 1990 (or a bit earlier with black box) using SQL, a few years

 

>> later with Autocad, but today I'd scratch my head too. )

 

>

 

> We provided the location of the database (open, no password, no encryption)

 

> and the programming environment. In this case it was VB and we had

 

> specifically advertised for a VB developer, but it could just as well have

 

> been C++ or whatever. Anybody with any programming experience and carte

 

> blanche to write the code in any method they wished, open book, should have

 

> been able to do it. And people did do it. We hired 4 developers that way.

 

> But I don't believe any of them had CS degrees. They were all hobbyists,

 

> though they had worked in programming, at least somewhat prior.

 

>

 

>

 

>

 

 

 

I do understand exactly what you are inferring, Dave. The only degree

 

*I* have is from the UOL! :)

 

 

 

Notwithstanding, what is the reason for you deciding not to answer the

 

specific question I asked you, viz:-

 

 

 

"Out of interest, *do* you have 'computing' qualifications as well?"

 

 

 

It matters not one jot whether you do or not - I was/am simply curious.

 

 

 

--

 

Dave

Guest David H. Lipman
Posted

From: "David Kaye"

 

 

 

| "Andy Medina" wrote:

 

 

>>Usually it's being able to think "outside the box" and approaching the

 

>>system/problem "holistically".

 

 

 

| I *like* that. Honest Dave, the wholistic computer fixer. It'll play very

 

| well in Marin County. Heck, I could sprinkle a little lavender water on the

 

| case and make the computer smell good, too...

 

 

 

| Ooops, sorry Andy. You should be the holistic computer fixer...

 

 

 

 

 

Hmmmmm...

 

 

 

I didn't think it was "lavender water" being used in Marin County.

 

 

 

 

 

--

 

Dave

 

http://www.claymania.com/removal-trojan-adware.html

 

Multi-AV - http://www.pctipp.ch/downloads/dl/35905.asp

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