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[Alias]

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

will finally shoot Windows out of the stratosphere. Get it at

http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.



What can be done with Ubuntu:



Email

Surf the web

Burn CDs.

Rip CDs.

Listen to music.

Watch vidoes/DVDs.

Scan and print.

Spreadsheets.

Presentations

Newsgroups.

HTML editing.

Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

Make videos.

Download photos from a camera and organize them.

Translations.

Use a dictionary

Learn how to touch type.

Edit images.

Send and receive a fax.

Take screenshots.

Create .PDF files.

Create and use a data base.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

Windows Live Messenger.

IRC.

Bluetooth.



and much more!



What you can't do with Ubuntu:



Worry about:

WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,

DRM,

Viruses,

Root kits,

Spyware,

and

Malware.



--

Alias

 

[wonderwhy]

On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:

> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at

> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>

> Nothing

>

> and much more!

>

>

We already knew that

 

[Alias]

wonderwhy wrote:

> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:

>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be

>> released,

>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at

>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>

>> Nothing

>>

>> and much more!

>>

>>

> We already knew that



Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and thinks

it's being cute and clever by editing my post.



--

Alias

 

[Philo P. Shagnasty]

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...

> wonderwhy wrote:

>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:

>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>> released,

>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at

>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.

>>>

>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>

>>> Nothing

>>>

>>> and much more!

>>>

>>>

>> We already knew that

>

> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and thinks

> it's being cute and clever by editing my post.

>

> --

> Alias



I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.



Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY Ubuntu

anyway. They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in Ubuntu.

Who the fuck would want to do that? Probably idiots like yourself.

 

[Alias]

Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>> wonderwhy wrote:

>>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:

>>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>> released,

>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at

>>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.

>>>>

>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>

>>>> Nothing

>>>>

>>>> and much more!

>>>>

>>>>

>>> We already knew that

>>

>> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and

>> thinks it's being cute and clever by editing my post.

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>

> I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.

>

> Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY Ubuntu

> anyway.



Translation: the nymshifter is too stupid to use Ubuntu.



> They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in

> Ubuntu. Who the fuck would want to do that?



Not me. I wouldn't run Ubuntu in Windows either.



> Probably idiots like yourself.



Wrong again, nymshifter.



--

Alias

 

[Philo P. Shagnasty]

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hp2alr$c77$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:

>>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> wonderwhy wrote:

>>>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:

>>>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>>> released,

>>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that

>>>>> Ubuntu

>>>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at

>>>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.

>>>>>

>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>>

>>>>> Nothing

>>>>>

>>>>> and much more!

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>> We already knew that

>>>

>>> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and thinks

>>> it's being cute and clever by editing my post.

>>>

>>> --

>>> Alias

>>

>> I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.

>>

>> Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY Ubuntu

>> anyway.

>

> Translation: the nymshifter is too stupid to use Ubuntu.



No. I am smart enough to realize that Ubuntu is just a worthless pile of

jumbled spaghetti code written by out of work programmers who have nothing

better to do. Ubuntu doesn't run the applications most people need,

therefore Ubuntu is worthless. Oh yea, the price of the product reflects

it's value to society. Oops.





>

>> They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in Ubuntu. Who

>> the fuck would want to do that?

>

> Not me. I wouldn't run Ubuntu in Windows either.



Reading comprehension problems again? You should take a class if you can

stay sober long enough.

 

[Alias]

Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hp2alr$c77$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Philo P. Shagnasty wrote:

>>>

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:hp26sa$uoo$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> wonderwhy wrote:

>>>>> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:

>>>>>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will

>>>>>> be released,

>>>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that

>>>>>> Ubuntu

>>>>>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at

>>>>>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Nothing

>>>>>>

>>>>>> and much more!

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>> We already knew that

>>>>

>>>> Another 13 year old windroid who is too stupid to run Ubuntu and

>>>> thinks it's being cute and clever by editing my post.

>>>>

>>>> --

>>>> Alias

>>>

>>> I am surprised that you didn't say that he had an ill informed opinion.

>>>

>>> Everyone knows that you can't do any real work with that SHITTY

>>> Ubuntu anyway.

>>

>> Translation: the nymshifter is too stupid to use Ubuntu.

>

> No. I am smart enough to realize that Ubuntu is just a worthless pile

> of jumbled spaghetti code written by out of work programmers who have

> nothing better to do.



Um, Canonical pays their employees.



> Ubuntu doesn't run the applications most people

> need, therefore Ubuntu is worthless.



A lie.



> Oh yea, the price of the product

> reflects it's value to society. Oops.



Another lie.



>

>

>>

>>> They even have emulators so you can run Windows programs in Ubuntu.

>>> Who the fuck would want to do that?

>>

>> Not me. I wouldn't run Ubuntu in Windows either.

>

> Reading comprehension problems again?



Projecting again, I see.



> You should take a class if you

> can stay sober long enough.

>

>

>



I've been sober longer than you've been alive, sport. I don't drink.

Course you're so fucking ill informed, you probably think that getting

stoned is the same as getting drunk.



--

Alias

 

[Joel]

Alias wrote:



>Course you're so fucking ill informed, you probably think that getting

>stoned is the same as getting drunk.





My liver, judgment and coordination agree with your assessment that

they are different. Not to say cannabis is harmless, by any means,

but to a mature person, it's clearly superior.



--

Joel Crump

 

[Alias]

Joel wrote:

> Alias wrote:

>

>> Course you're so fucking ill informed, you probably think that getting

>> stoned is the same as getting drunk.

>

>

> My liver, judgment and coordination agree with your assessment that

> they are different. Not to say cannabis is harmless, by any means,

> but to a mature person, it's clearly superior.

>



Will wonders never cease. We agree!



--

Alias

 

[Joel]

Alias wrote:



>Will wonders never cease. We agree!





You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than

Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support

you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong

he/they are.



--

Joel Crump

 

[Philo P. Shagnasty]

"Joel" wrote in message

newseg9r51atb4d14ebm2teniof7rht5jcp3d@4ax.com...

> Alias wrote:

>

>>Will wonders never cease. We agree!

>

>

> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than

> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support

> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong

> he/they are.

>

> --

> Joel Crump



Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to the

Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.



Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.

 

[Frank]

On 4/1/2010 3:53 AM, Alias wrote:

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

will finally shoot Windows out of the stratosphere.







So when it fails to "finally shoot Windows out of the stratosphere",

will you shoot yourself?

Oops...LOL!

 

[Joel]

"Philo P. Shagnasty" wrote:



>> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than

>> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support

>> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong

>> he/they are.

>

>Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to the

>Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.

>

>Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.





Um, you must be a complete moron - I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I

even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*

inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one

of them.



--

Joel Crump

 

[Alias]

Joel wrote:

> "Philo P. Shagnasty" wrote:

>

>>> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than

>>> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support

>>> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong

>>> he/they are.

>> Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to the

>> Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.

>>

>> Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.

>

>

> Um, you must be a complete moron - I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I

> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*

> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one

> of them.

>



And the last one you tried was what?



--

Alias

 

[Philo P. Shagnasty]

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hp2rq4$smc$3@news.eternal-september.org...

> Joel wrote:

>> "Philo P. Shagnasty" wrote:

>>

>>>> You can get under my skin, but you are a much more useful poster than

>>>> Frank and his imitator/sock puppet. There's no reason not to support

>>>> you when you make a good statement, especially one showing how wrong

>>>> he/they are.

>>> Speaking of being a sock puppet - Maybe you and Alias should migrate to

>>> the Ubuntu forums and try to help out those sorry sacks.

>>>

>>> Now go play with that INFERIOR Ubuntu.

>>

>>

>> Um, you must be a complete moron - I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I

>> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*

>> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one

>> of them.

>>

>

> And the last one you tried was what?

>

> --

> Alias



Do you really care? Linux is just for wasting valuable time because you

don't have the skills to get laid.

 

[Joel]

Alias wrote:



>> I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I

>> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*

>> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one

>> of them.

>

>And the last one you tried was what?





Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long

before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell

accounts at various times.



--

Joel Crump

 

[Leythos]

In article ,

joelcrump@gmail.com says...

>

> Alias wrote:

>

> >> I do not run Ubuntu, nor would I

> >> even if I wanted to run Linux, which I don't. It is *indeed*

> >> inferior. There are high quality Linux distros, but Ubuntu ain't one

> >> of them.

> >

> >And the last one you tried was what?

>

>

> Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long

> before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell

> accounts at various times.



I find that Fedora offers more of everything for Business users and that

Ubuntu is more of a residential release.



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voice inside you that most civilians don't even hear -- Listen to that.

Trust yourself.

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[Joel]

Leythos wrote:



>> Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long

>> before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell

>> accounts at various times.

>

>I find that Fedora offers more of everything for Business users and that

>Ubuntu is more of a residential release.





I would agree that's a pretty good way to contrast them - and while I

don't currently use computers for work, how I use mine is more akin to

that of business users, in many respects. Ubuntu, being a Linux OS,

just downright seems like a self-contradiction, both in how commercial

it is and how it tries to appeal to any potential (l)user. It really

has potential, in theory, but at best, it's a long way from reaching

it - and I would never like it, personally, because it just doesn't

fit my style.



--

Joel Crump

 

[Drew]

Alias's top ten!!



Do you ever notice ?



1/ Whenever Numbnuts gets backed into a corner on another post. he simply

(as usual) refuses to provide proof to his original post.

2/ He always seems to start another post usually with the same title or one

very similar to it within a few hours

3/ He seems to get backed into the same corner because he once again refuses

to provide proof and simply uses the same old adage "I am not your

secretary!"

4/ Also when he REALLY gets stuck he resorts to childish behavior EVERY time

and starts a new post.

5/ Do you ever notice that EVERY time that someone catches him in another

stretch of the truth or lets face it a baldfaced lie that he usually

disappears for a couple of days.

6/ After said couple of days he comes back with a different title to the

same old sob story and starts up again

7/ During all his different posts and responses whether asked nicely or not

he sticks to his usual and says, "Do your own research I am not your

secretary'!

8/ One of the biggest irritants is if you try and have a intelligent debate

with him he disappears rather quickly instead of using his so called

experience and proof.

9/ He never seems to provide ANY assistance of ANY kind to ANY one in these

newsgroups but rather he posts topics that have nothing to do with Windows

whatsoever.

10/ He will respond to this post with something incredibly childish rather

than disprove ANY of it.



Final note will be if he does not respond intelligently than once again he

will prove my point













"wonderwhy" wrote in message

news:4BB49980.6050903@why.com...

> On 4/1/2010 6:53 AM, Alias wrote:

>> On April 29th, the Little To-none Support version of Ubuntu will be

>> released,

>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>> will still be nothing more than a pile of shit. Get it at

>> http://www.upyourbuttoo.com/ You'll be so f*cking sorry you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>

>> Nothing

>>

>> and much more!

>>

>>

> We already knew that

 

[Andrew]

"Joel" wrote in message

news:ct4ar5ta9t9kk1738mv94sghta93hkji0f@4ax.com...

> Leythos wrote:

>

>>> Fedora. I had tried Debian just before that, and Ubuntu not long

>>> before them. I also tried Red Hat in 2003, and have used Unix shell

>>> accounts at various times.

>>

>>I find that Fedora offers more of everything for Business users and that

>>Ubuntu is more of a residential release.

>

>

> I would agree that's a pretty good way to contrast them - and while I

> don't currently use computers for work, how I use mine is more akin to

> that of business users, in many respects. Ubuntu, being a Linux OS,

> just downright seems like a self-contradiction, both in how commercial

> it is and how it tries to appeal to any potential (l)user. It really

> has potential, in theory, but at best, it's a long way from reaching

> it - and I would never like it, personally, because it just doesn't

> fit my style.

>



I've been running SuSe 9 for a while, and decided today to upgrade to

SuSe11.

checking it out now.

I still prefer Win7, and make my money there, but like fiddling with Linux

on occasion.

I see you didn't like my Mepis suggestion, it is like Ubuntu in that I

consider it pretty residential.

I am interested in SuSE Enterprise Linux Desktop - SLED because it comes

stock with all the Mono stuff for .NET apps and Silverlight. Oh yeah, and

you have to pay for Support and updates after the eval period, which makes

me think it's a serious distro.



--

Andrew