Vista makes Tech support harder!!!

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Jon

Tell him to come back on Pancake Day. 6 pancakes for breakfast tends to be
more acceptable then.

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/pancakeday/index.htm

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Jon


"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote in message
news:b5vn93hkbcknr64rbu30v759nlo1gm7647@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:57:20 +1000, "Andrew McLaren"
> <andrew@fakeaddress.com> wrote:
>
>>"Christopher R. Lee" <nobody@wanadoo.fr> wrote...
>>>
>>> * There are plenty stupid things to niggle about at this sort of level.
>>> For example, Program Files is renamed 'Programmes' (in French) in the
>>> explorer. It's worse than aliased filenames in UNIX. How am I supposed
>>> to
>>> find my way

>>
>>Heh, don't get me started on Internationalisation Issues in Vista! :)

>
> Funny story...
>
> Jay Leno of the Tonight Show recently related an experience he had. He
> was in Europe, somewhere in the UK I think, saying he went into a
> fancy restaurant for breakfast. Jay tells the waiter he wants six
> pancakes, a fairly typical American breakfast.
>
> The waiter looks at him kind of odd and confirms you said you want SIX
> pancakes sir?
>
> Jay say yes, six pancakes please. Shortly after the chef sticks his
> head out of the kitchen and yells out sir, you want SIX pancakes for
> breakfast?
>
> Jay now getting a little annoyed yells back, yes, six pancakes
> wondering what the waiter and now chef finds so odd about his order.
>
> He waits, and waits and almost a hour goes by and still no breakfast
> so Jay is getting a little upset everybody but him has already been
> served breakfast.
>
> Finally the waiter comes and gives Jay his breakfast, six pan cakes.
>
> Jay, confused asks why did you bring me six pound cakes?
>
> Pound cakes sir? We call them pan cakes, that's what you ordered.
> That's why I asked you if you're sure you wanted six of them and after
> all it takes awhile to bake a pan cake.
>
> What Jay wanted of course was pancakes, known as flapjacks or griddle
> cakes in the UK.
>
> Don't get me started on how the British maul the language. -)
>
>
 
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Andrew McLaren

"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote ...
> What Jay wanted of course was pancakes, known as flapjacks or griddle
> cakes in the UK.


Hmm, sounds a bit apocryphal, to me. In Australia we have been eating
"pancakes" on Pancake Tuesday since at least the mid 1950s to my personal
knowledge and I believe for decades or centuries before that. Mind you the
term "Shrove Tuesday" or even "Pancake Tuesday", seems to get blank stares
in the US. Even "Good Friday" gets a few puzzled looks and from a nation
which goes completely, absurdly ape-shit over the opposite end of the
liturgical calendar, Christmas.

My favourite cultural blooper was when I was in the US, a workmate asked me
why we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia! Hmmm.

> Don't get me started on how the British maul the language. -)


That's fine ... you already have a US English version of Windows. What we
want is a UK/Autralian/Canadian/Commonwealth English version of Windows.

Anyway I'm one of those miserable lamer MVP Microsoft fan boys you hate so
much, so you should be flaming me about how I am supporting Microsoft by ...
criticising Microsoft ...???? uh, well, I dunno, but I'm sure you should be
flaming me.
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Andrew McLaren
amclar (at) optusnet dot com dot au
 
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Adam Albright

On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:02:28 +1000, "Andrew McLaren"
<andrew@fakeaddress.com> wrote:

>"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote ...
>> What Jay wanted of course was pancakes, known as flapjacks or griddle
>> cakes in the UK.

>
>Hmm, sounds a bit apocryphal, to me. In Australia we have been eating
>"pancakes" on Pancake Tuesday since at least the mid 1950s to my personal
>knowledge and I believe for decades or centuries before that. Mind you the
>term "Shrove Tuesday" or even "Pancake Tuesday", seems to get blank stares
>in the US. Even "Good Friday" gets a few puzzled looks and from a nation
>which goes completely, absurdly ape-shit over the opposite end of the
>liturgical calendar, Christmas.
>
>My favourite cultural blooper was when I was in the US, a workmate asked me
>why we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia! Hmmm.
>
>> Don't get me started on how the British maul the language. -)

>
>That's fine ... you already have a US English version of Windows. What we
>want is a UK/Autralian/Canadian/Commonwealth English version of Windows.
>
>Anyway I'm one of those miserable lamer MVP Microsoft fan boys you hate so
>much, so you should be flaming me about how I am supporting Microsoft by ...
>criticising Microsoft ...???? uh, well, I dunno, but I'm sure you should be
>flaming me.


Here we go again. Did I say ALL MVPs? No some. You trying to make the
list?
 
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XS11E

"Andrew McLaren" <andrew@fakeaddress.com> wrote:

> For years, English speakers have had to put up with Americanisms
> like "Colors" in Windows.


Isaac Asimov said it best, "If the Brits can't learn English, let them
get their own damn language!"



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The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html
 
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Mike

In article <Xns996FC86F4C498xs11eyahoocom@127.0.0.1>,
XS11E <xs11e@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:

> "Andrew McLaren" <andrew@fakeaddress.com> wrote:
>
> > For years, English speakers have had to put up with Americanisms
> > like "Colors" in Windows.

>
> Isaac Asimov said it best, "If the Brits can't learn English, let them
> get their own damn language!"


LOL! Now THAT'S funny!


Mike
 
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Andrew McLaren

"XS11E" <xs11e@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote ...
> Isaac Asimov said it best, "If the Brits can't learn English, let them
> get their own damn language!"


Pace Asimov, that misses the point. It's not "the Brits" it's every
English speaking country, apart from the USA - UK, Ireland, India, Canada,
Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, South Africa, most of the Carribean, and
English-speaking Africa. Of course, Americans famously believe they are the
only country which really matters, and that they are inevitably right in all
matters (as in foreign policy so in language) - despite being a mere ~4% of
the world's population.
 

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