Article: 10 Things I Warned Microsoft About Windows Vista

[Kevpan815]

Re: All wrong.

"On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade)" <On@the,bridge> wrote in message
news:47def18b$3@newsgate.x-privat.org...
> you are boring...
>
> I could take jokes even if they are insulting.. but at least make them
> funny..
>
> gesh
>
>
If You Want Comedy, Turn To Comedy Central. Just FYI. I Don't Think These
Guys Make A Living At Comedy. Just FYI.

 

[Alias]

On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
> I have understood a lot about frank from the stuff he tells others..
>
> he is quite transparent.. but that's why Im not mad with the fellow...
>
> I would help him any time, and indeed I could help him.
>
> But the only problem is that he is too negative even to accept help...

He really thinks there's nothing wrong with him. Amazing, isn't it?

Alias
>
>
> "PotsOn" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:frmopo22p9l@news1.newsguy.com...
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> On the Bridge! (An idiot!) wrote:
>>>
>>>> I am ok with people who know all about vista and want it.
>>> Just who the fukk do you think you are?
>>> You're an idiot!
>> You're self-projecting again Francis. Take your meds!
>>
>> Cheers.
>>
>>>> I even advise people to get vista after I explain some stuff about it..
>>> Oh, that must be hilarious...LOL!
>>>
>>>> I always say now get a new computer with vista, not xp, but I make sure
>>>> the person understands all the implications.. and I discuss his / her
>>>> work habits and only if he she cannot use vista I say stay with XP.
>>> You do this in front of a mirror, right?
>>>> I just dont want people to fall for vista thinking its more that it is..
>>>> or will be some flawless experience
>>> How wonderful of you.
>>> Frank
>> --
>> What does Bill Gates use?
>> http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl
>>
>> Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.
>>
>> Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh
>>
>>
>
>

 

[Alias]

Re: What you should do

On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
> you are trolling now.. and you bore me

Why do you think they call him Bill Yawn? He's about the most unoriginal
poster I've ever seen.

Alias
>
> "Bill Yanaire" <bill@yanaire.com> wrote in message
> news:eJBdCtHiIHA.1132@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> "On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade)" <On@the,bridge> wrote in message
>> news:47deea05@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>>> I have understood a lot about frank from the stuff he tells others..
>>>
>>> he is quite transparent.. but that's why Im not mad with the fellow...
>>>
>>> I would help him any time, and indeed I could help him.
>>>
>>> But the only problem is that he is too negative even to accept help...
>>>
>> You could help? I think you are mistaken. That white coat you are
>> wearing belongs to the doctor. Tell the nurse to give it back to him and
>> get your "straight jacket" fitted again.
>>
>> Also, have your bed adjusted so you can see outside. The medicine cup
>> next to your bed needs to be refilled and your water cup should be
>> changed. Get with the program.
>>
>>
>>
>
>

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
>
>> Ok lets confine to only information inside our brains...
>>
>>
>> I challenge you openly, although its silly for me a master to fool
>> with a computer moron like you, I think this must be done so you can
>> at last STFU.
>>
>> What, are you afraid franky poo?
>>
>> I am not... Im laughing because I know Ill destroy you.. lol
>>
>> This will be fun...
>
>>
> Ok...here's the deal.
> You've got 72 hrs in which to try and find your own arse.
> You can have the lights on and you may use both hands (if needed!).
> Ready, set...go!!!
> Frank

So, you're saying you're faster at finding your "arse" than he is. Too
funny. What do you do with it when you find it?

Alias

 

[PotsOn]

Re: an MVP upgrade?

Frank wrote:

> On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
>
>> MVPs stink, most of the time they give bad and polarized advice,
>> inaccuracies.. they would not be an MVP if they didn't kiss some MS
>> but...
>
> Translation: you failed the MVP test, right?

They actually have a test for that silly title!? Do they have to stand on
one foot and touch their nose? Do they have to be sober? Do they have to
know anything at all about computers? That I just cannot believe.

Cheers.

>>
>> With me on the other hand, you get quality advice, without me needing to
>> kneel for vista.
>
> You're on drugs, right?
> Frank

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh

 

[PotsOn]

Re: an MVP upgrade?

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>
> "On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade)" <On@the,bridge> wrote in message
> news:47deee5a$1@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>> laugh all you like...
>>
>> but the truth is that Im helping more vista users than you are.. the
>> evidence is on google groups
>>
>>
>
> Go ahead, ask me if I care

Of course you don't care Mr. Yawner. You're too busy leghumping Francis.

Cheers.

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh

 

[PotsOn]

Frank wrote:

> PotsOn wrote:
>
>>
>>>
>>
>> When you manage to figure out how to install AV software on your box, do
>> come back and let us know all the malware it's found. There will be
>> plenty!
>>
>
> When you figure out how to find your way back to that mental institution
> you've escaped from, let us all know. Our kids will then be safer.
> You're one whacked out loser.
> Frank

You're self-projecting again Francis. Get up from your computer, turn around
and look out of the door of the Activities Room. Your ward is over
there ------------------->

Cheers.

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh

 

[PotsOn]

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>
> "Brian W" <brian.wescombeSODOFF@ntlSPAMworld.com> wrote in message
> news:9OBDj.22838$kN5.18715@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "On the Bridge!" <On@the,bridge> wrote in message
>> news:47de8718@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>>>
http://www.microsoft-watch.com/content/vista/10_things_i_warned_microsoft_about_windows_vista.html
>>>
>>> this is an article by Joe Wilcox
>>> and he states:
>>> "I worked as an analyst when Microsoft developed Windows Vista. Execs
>>> asked for my advice, and they got it. Did they listen?"
>>>
>>> But of course the vistaboys and frank king of the apes, will just
>>> discredit him too...
>>> it seems like they think that their own experience is better than US
>>> pros..
>>> yes me included... with over 25 years of computer experience, I know
>>> when an OS is POS.
>>>
>> Here's my experience. Vista runs brilliantly on my PC. I don't care what
>> others say, it's only their experience/opinion.
>> Has the writer of this article seen my PC working? No, so how can he know
>> how well it's working here?
>>
>> Once again you have posted total irrelevence.
>>
>
> He always does. I think the nurse left the computer unlocked and he
> hobbled
> over to it and started to type. I'll send the nurse a request to keep the
> restraints fastened so he can't do that again.

As Kurt alluded to with Francis, it's still possible to type with your nose
while wearing your straightjacket. Tell us how you do it Mr. Yawner.

Cheers.

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh

 

[PotsOn]

Frank wrote:

> On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
>
>> Ok lets confine to only information inside our brains...
>>
>>
>> I challenge you openly, although its silly for me a master to fool with a
>> computer moron like you, I think this must be done so you can at last
>> STFU.
>>
>> What, are you afraid franky poo?
>>
>> I am not... Im laughing because I know Ill destroy you.. lol
>>
>> This will be fun...
>
>>
> Ok...here's the deal.
> You've got 72 hrs in which to try and find your own arse.
> You can have the lights on and you may use both hands (if needed!).
> Ready, set...go!!!
> Frank

It's always asses with you Francis. As I've said, you're anal retentive.
It's really time to grow up even though they've got you fitted with those
adult diapers.

Cheers.

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh

 

[PotsOn]

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>
> "Frank" <fab@notspam.com> wrote in message
> news:%23BppitHiIHA.4396@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
>>
>>> Ok lets confine to only information inside our brains...
>>>
>>>
>>> I challenge you openly, although its silly for me a master to fool with
>>> a computer moron like you, I think this must be done so you can at last
>>> STFU.
>>>
>>> What, are you afraid franky poo?
>>>
>>> I am not... Im laughing because I know Ill destroy you.. lol
>>>
>>> This will be fun...
>>
>>>
>> Ok...here's the deal.
>> You've got 72 hrs in which to try and find your own arse.
>> You can have the lights on and you may use both hands (if needed!).
>> Ready, set...go!!!
>> Frank
>
> I dunno. I don't think he could find it with a flashlight and a roadmap!

Now now boys, we don't want to hear about how you and Francis play in the
dark.

Cheers.

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh

 

[PotsOn]

Re: What you should do

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>
> "On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade)" <On@the,bridge> wrote in message
> news:47deea05@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>>I have understood a lot about frank from the stuff he tells others..
>>
>> he is quite transparent.. but that's why Im not mad with the fellow...
>>
>> I would help him any time, and indeed I could help him.
>>
>> But the only problem is that he is too negative even to accept help...
>>
> You could help? I think you are mistaken. That white coat you are
> wearing
> belongs to the doctor. Tell the nurse to give it back to him and get your
> "straight jacket" fitted again.
>
> Also, have your bed adjusted so you can see outside. The medicine cup
> next
> to your bed needs to be refilled and your water cup should be changed.
> Get with the program.

When your buddy Francis comes up to you wearing a white coat and carrying a
flashlight and tells you, "lean over stranger, here comes the rectal
ranger", you should wipe that silly grin off your face. It makes you look
like you like it too much. You Republicans are really sick puppies.

Cheers.

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh

 

[Alias]

Bob Campbell wrote:
> "On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade)" <On@the,bridge> wrote in message
> news:47deeb66$1@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>> with blaster, if you didnt have a firewall, and hadnt patched windows
>> in time,
>
> Yeah, IF.
>
> The moral is - keep your software up to date. Funny how it didn't
> affect me?
>
>

Got Vista?:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Forg...s-Harvest-User-Data-for-Microsoft-58752.shtml

Enjoy.

Alias

 

[kurttrail]

Frank wrote:

> Alias wrote:
>
>> On the Bridge! wrote:
>>
>>> Frank thinks 17 machines is some big number..
>>
>>
>> And you believe the liar? He has Vista Basic on ONE crap machine like
>> Dell, HP or eMachines.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Hey sheep-fukker...you're as insane and as broke as your butt-buddy
> nostop or potson or doris or whatever that lunatic is currently calling
> his/her/it's self.

You really gotta stop projecting your own emotional and psychological
problems on others, and face up to them like a man, Frank.

> Stick with that free POS toy os you and you're commie comrades are
> forced to use.
> Frank

LOL! Tell us how much you paid for your POS OS.

But look at it from a purely personal point of view as a consumer of
Microsoft products. Without any competition, what market forces are
going push MS into making better and better OSs and sell them at as
consumer friendly of a price as possible?

Competition in the OS market is good for all us consumers. That's
capitalism at its best.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
>>
>>> Ok lets confine to only information inside our brains...
>>>
>>>
>>> I challenge you openly, although its silly for me a master to fool
>>> with a computer moron like you, I think this must be done so you can
>>> at last STFU.
>>>
>>> What, are you afraid franky poo?
>>>
>>> I am not... Im laughing because I know Ill destroy you.. lol
>>>
>>> This will be fun...
>>
>>
>>>
>> Ok...here's the deal.
>> You've got 72 hrs in which to try and find your own arse.
>> You can have the lights on and you may use both hands (if needed!).
>> Ready, set...go!!!
>> Frank
>
>
> So, you're saying you're faster at finding your "arse" than he is. Too
> funny. What do you do with it when you find it?
>
> Alias

hehehe...still fukkin that sheep huh?...LOL!
You're one perverted vile, POS for human being.
Frank

 

[Frank]

PotsOn wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>
>>On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Ok lets confine to only information inside our brains...
>>>
>>>
>>>I challenge you openly, although its silly for me a master to fool with a
>>>computer moron like you, I think this must be done so you can at last
>>>STFU.
>>>
>>>What, are you afraid franky poo?
>>>
>>>I am not... Im laughing because I know Ill destroy you.. lol
>>>
>>>This will be fun...
>>
>>Ok...here's the deal.
>>You've got 72 hrs in which to try and find your own arse.
>>You can have the lights on and you may use both hands (if needed!).
>>Ready, set...go!!!
>>Frank
>
>
> It's always asses with you Francis.

Hey old man...RS is calling you. He need for you to kiss his hairy ass.
Hurry!!!

As I've said, you're anal retentive.

And you're wearing diapers.

> It's really time to grow up even though they've got you fitted with those
> adult diapers.

Those are yours you mentally retarded POS lying linux loser.
OMG, are you a fukkin moron or what?
Frank

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Bob Campbell wrote:
>
>> "On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade)" <On@the,bridge> wrote in message
>> news:47deeb66$1@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>>
>>> with blaster, if you didnt have a firewall, and hadnt patched windows
>>> in time,
>>
>>
>> Yeah, IF.
>>
>> The moral is - keep your software up to date. Funny how it didn't
>> affect me?
>>
>>
>
> Got Vista?:
>
> http://news.softpedia.com/news/Forg...s-Harvest-User-Data-for-Microsoft-58752.shtml
>
>
> Enjoy.
>
> Alias

Afraid the authorities are going to get you...again?...LOL!
I would be if I were you cause you know they eventually will.
Frank

 

[Frank]

Re: an MVP upgrade?

PotsOn wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>
>>On the Bridge! (An MVP upgrade) wrote:
>>
>>
>>>MVPs stink, most of the time they give bad and polarized advice,
>>>inaccuracies.. they would not be an MVP if they didn't kiss some MS
>>>but...
>>
>>Translation: you failed the MVP test, right?
>
>
> They actually have a test for that silly title!?

As I remember, you old man, failed the PF-16 test that MS issues along
with all employee apps...LOL!
You pissed because you're too stupid to work for Microsoft.
You're a fukkin escapee from a mental institution, aka a nut house.
You're certifiably crazy...a real fukkin moron...a lunatic...an idiot...LOL!
Frank

 

[Frank]

PotsOn wrote:

>
> As Kurt alluded to with Francis, it's still possible to type with your nose
> while wearing your straightjacket. Tell us how you do it Mr. Yawner.
>
> Cheers.
>
You tell us old man how you can type with your head shoved all the up
RS's hairy arse ok?
Now that's real talent...LOL!
Frank

 

[DanS]

>> But the only problem is that he is too negative even to accept
>> help...
>
> He really thinks there's nothing wrong with him. Amazing, isn't it?

I think just about all of the most screwed-up whacked out people have no
clue they are.

 

[PotsOn]

kurttrail wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> On the Bridge! wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank thinks 17 machines is some big number..
>>>
>>>
>>> And you believe the liar? He has Vista Basic on ONE crap machine like
>>> Dell, HP or eMachines.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> Hey sheep-fukker...you're as insane and as broke as your butt-buddy
>> nostop or potson or doris or whatever that lunatic is currently calling
>> his/her/it's self.
>
> You really gotta stop projecting your own emotional and psychological
> problems on others, and face up to them like a man, Frank.
>
>> Stick with that free POS toy os you and you're commie comrades are
>> forced to use.
>> Frank
>
> LOL! Tell us how much you paid for your POS OS.
>
> But look at it from a purely personal point of view as a consumer of
> Microsoft products. Without any competition, what market forces are
> going push MS into making better and better OSs and sell them at as
> consumer friendly of a price as possible?
>
> Competition in the OS market is good for all us consumers. That's
> capitalism at its best.
>
That argument is way over his head. Try discussing things like why when he
hits his forehead with a 2by4 it hurts. Nah, that would be too hard for him
to understand. Oh, fuk it, discussing anything with that turd is a total
waste of time.

Cheers.

--
What does Bill Gates use?
http://tinyurl.com/2zxhdl

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Microsoft Is Watching YOU: http://tinyurl.com/2ptclh