Only 14 More Days to Go!

[Alias]

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.



What can be done with Ubuntu:



Email

Surf the web

Burn CDs.

Rip CDs.

Listen to music.

Watch vidoes/DVDs.

Scan and print.

Spreadsheets.

Presentations

Newsgroups.

HTML editing.

Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

Make videos.

Download photos from a camera and organize them.

Translations.

Use a dictionary

Learn how to touch type.

Edit images.

Send and receive a fax.

Take screenshots.

Create .PDF files.

Create and use a data base.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

Windows Live Messenger.

IRC.

Bluetooth.



and much more!



What you can't do with Ubuntu:



Worry about:

WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

DRM,

Viruses,

Root kits,

Spyware,

and

Malware.



--

Alias

 

[Lu Powell]

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hq6q1p$npf$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a

> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will

> finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>

> Email

> Surf the web

> Burn CDs.

> Rip CDs.

> Listen to music.

> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

> Scan and print.

> Spreadsheets.

> Presentations

> Newsgroups.

> HTML editing.

> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

> Make videos.

> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

> Translations.

> Use a dictionary

> Learn how to touch type.

> Edit images.

> Send and receive a fax.

> Take screenshots.

> Create .PDF files.

> Create and use a data base.

> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows

> Live Messenger.

> IRC.

> Bluetooth.

>

> and much more!

>

> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

>

> Worry about:

> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

> DRM,

> Viruses,

> Root kits,

> Spyware,

> and

> Malware.

>

> --

> Alias

>

>

>





Alias: "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Only 14 More Days to Go till that SHITTY Ubuntu releases another INFERIOR update!

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hq6q1p$npf$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a

> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to while he was in

> prison. Ubuntu will finally shoot itself in the foot and out of the

> proverbial window. Get it at http://www.ubuntu_for_retards.com/ You'll be

> sorry you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:



Nothing of importance.

 

[Boscoe]

Windows 8 - coming soon!!

On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>





Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part

of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of

2009. Bring it on...

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.







"Boscoe" wrote in message

news:c1Gxn.276061$ti6.210554@newsfe24.ams2...

> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>

>

>

> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part

> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of

> 2009. Bring it on...

 

[DanS]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Boscoe wrote in

news:c1Gxn.276061$ti6.210554@newsfe24.ams2:



> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu

>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted

>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows

>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>

>

>

> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind

> a large part of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in

> quarterly profits for the end of 2009. Bring it on...



Of course it was. That's their flagship product.



.....especially since the development costs for 7 were far far

below the cost of Vista.

 

[Alias]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Boscoe wrote:

> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>

>

>

> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part

> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of

> 2009. Bring it on...



Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf

either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine

dealers make a lot of profit. Your fucking point?



--

Alias

 

[Alias]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.



You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

>

>

>

> "Boscoe" wrote in message

> news:c1Gxn.276061$ti6.210554@newsfe24.ams2...

>> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>

>>

>>

>> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large

>> part of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the

>> end of 2009. Bring it on...

>





--

Alias

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hq7c8k$ql1$2@news.eternal-september.org...

> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>> Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

>

> You're assuming that Windows will be around then.



Of course it will. Windows 8 maybe out in 3 years. Give it a good 3 year

run and Windows 9 should be out by 2016. Microsoft will still be going

strong and Ubuntu will have another 5,000 users within the next 16 years.

Maybe 10,000 new users if they can work on something other than the spinning

cube! LOL!

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hq7c5j$ql1$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> Boscoe wrote:

>> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>

>>

>>

>> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part

>> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of

>> 2009. Bring it on...

>

> Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf

> either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine dealers

> make a lot of profit. Your fucking point?

>

> --

> Alias



BULLSHIT! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu is

being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.

 

[Alias]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hq7c8k$ql1$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>> Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

>>

>> You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

>

> Of course it will.



I doubt it.



--

Alias

 

[Alias]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hq7c5j$ql1$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Boscoe wrote:

>>> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>> released,

>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part

>>> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of

>>> 2009. Bring it on...

>>

>> Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf

>> either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine

>> dealers make a lot of profit. Your fucking point?

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>

> BULLSHIT! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu

> is being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.

>

>



More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better, moron.

People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to run

Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows for

them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see

something that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows techs

will be out of business and you in particular will well deserve it.



--

Alias

 

[Frank]

alias is foaming at the mouth over the success of Windows 7!...LOL!

On 4/15/2010 9:03 AM, Alias wrote:

>

>>

>>

>

> More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better, moron.

> People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to run

> Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows for

> them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see

> something that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows techs

> will be out of business and you in particular will well deserve it.

>



--------------------



hehehe...we all see that you still are foaming at the mouth at the

overwhelming success of Windows 7. You can't stand it can you

sheep-fucker?...LOL!

Too bad, you'll just have to live with it and continue pimping that

useless POS toy os that nobody wants.

Oops!...LOL!

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hq7d6g$3ch$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hq7c8k$ql1$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>>> Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

>>>

>>> You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

>>

>> Of course it will.

>

> I doubt it.

>

> --

> Alias



Three years ago you thought Ubuntu would take over like wildfire. Guess

what? It didn't. In 5 years, Ubuntu will still be a piece of crap.

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hq7dcl$5g6$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hq7c5j$ql1$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> Boscoe wrote:

>>>> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>>> released,

>>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that

>>>>> Ubuntu

>>>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large

>>>> part

>>>> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of

>>>> 2009. Bring it on...

>>>

>>> Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf

>>> either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine

>>> dealers make a lot of profit. Your fucking point?

>>>

>>> --

>>> Alias

>>

>> BULLSHIT! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu

>> is being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.

>>

>>

>

> More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better, moron.

> People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to run

> Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows for

> them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see something

> that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows techs will be out

> of business and you in particular will well deserve it.

>

> --

> Alias



Beer and Scotch has nothing to do with Windows you MORON. Maybe you've had

too much Scotch today and too many beers. I'll bet you have had 3 or 4 bows

of Hash also. No wonder why you can't drive. You're constantly fucked up.

 

[Alias]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hq7d6g$3ch$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>>

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:hq7c8k$ql1$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>>>> Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

>>>>

>>>> You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

>>>

>>> Of course it will.

>>

>> I doubt it.

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>

> Three years ago you thought Ubuntu would take over like wildfire.



A lie.



> Guess

> what? It didn't. In 5 years, Ubuntu will still be a piece of crap.

>

>



It's a great OS right now. Too bad you're too stupid to take advantage

of it and I mean really stupid as Ubuntu is more user friendly than

Windows 7.



--

Alias

 

[Alias]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

Bill Yanaire wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hq7dcl$5g6$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>>

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:hq7c5j$ql1$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> Boscoe wrote:

>>>>> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>>>> released,

>>>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that

>>>>>> Ubuntu

>>>>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large

>>>>> part

>>>>> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the

>>>>> end of

>>>>> 2009. Bring it on...

>>>>

>>>> Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf

>>>> either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine

>>>> dealers make a lot of profit. Your fucking point?

>>>>

>>>> --

>>>> Alias

>>>

>>> BULLSHIT! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu

>>> is being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.

>>>

>>>

>>

>> More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better,

>> moron. People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to

>> run Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows

>> for them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see

>> something that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows

>> techs will be out of business and you in particular will well deserve it.

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>

> Beer and Scotch has nothing to do with Windows you MORON.



You're the moron that couldn't understand the metaphor.



> Maybe you've

> had too much Scotch today and too many beers.



I don't drink. The last time I had some alcohol was over nine years ago.

Got any more lies?



Yeah, you sure do:



I'll bet you have had 3 or

> 4 bows of Hash also. No wonder why you can't drive. You're constantly

> fucked up.



I never smoke during the day and then it's only on the week ends. I can

also guarantee you that NO ONE could smoke three bowls of what I get. In

short, YOU'RE the one whose brain is fucked up with your fantasies about me.



--

Alias

 

[Frank]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

On 4/15/2010 9:29 AM, Alias wrote:

> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hq7d6g$3ch$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>>> news:hq7c8k$ql1$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>>>>> Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

>>>>>

>>>>> You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

>>>>

>>>> Of course it will.

>>>

>>> I doubt it.

>>>

>>> --

>>> Alias

>>

>> Three years ago you thought Ubuntu would take over like wildfire.

>

> A lie.

>

Oh the irony! Why are you here sheep-fucker? To get your ass kicked?



>> Guess

>> what? It didn't. In 5 years, Ubuntu will still be a piece of crap.

>>

>>

>

> It's a great OS right now.



It is nothing more than a cloned os...a real POS for losers like you.



Too bad you're too stupid to take advantage

> of it and I mean really stupid as Ubuntu is more user friendly than

> Windows 7.



That is one of the biggest lies you constantly tell. Guess what

sheep-fucker...everyone knows you are lying.

Oops!

 

[Frank]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

On 4/15/2010 9:32 AM, Alias wrote:

> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hq7dcl$5g6$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>>> news:hq7c5j$ql1$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>>> Boscoe wrote:

>>>>>> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>>>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>>>>> released,

>>>>>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that

>>>>>>> Ubuntu

>>>>>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large

>>>>>> part

>>>>>> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the

>>>>>> end of

>>>>>> 2009. Bring it on...

>>>>>

>>>>> Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf

>>>>> either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine

>>>>> dealers make a lot of profit. Your fucking point?

>>>>>

>>>>> --

>>>>> Alias

>>>>

>>>> BULLSHIT! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu

>>>> is being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.

>>>>

>>>>

>>>

>>> More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better,

>>> moron. People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to

>>> run Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows

>>> for them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see

>>> something that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows

>>> techs will be out of business and you in particular will well deserve

>>> it.

>>>

>>> --

>>> Alias

>>

>> Beer and Scotch has nothing to do with Windows you MORON.

>

> You're the moron that couldn't understand the metaphor.



Fuck you asshole! That is not a metaphor nor is it an analogy. All it

does it point to the fact that you are one desperate POS lying loser.

>

>> Maybe you've

>> had too much Scotch today and too many beers.

>

> I don't drink. The last time I had some alcohol was over nine years ago.

> Got any more lies?

>

> Yeah, you sure do:

>

> I'll bet you have had 3 or

>> 4 bows of Hash also. No wonder why you can't drive. You're constantly

>> fucked up.

>

> I never smoke during the day...



LIAR!



and then it's only on the week ends.



Another lie!



I can

> also guarantee you that NO ONE could smoke three bowls of what I get.



You've tried though, right!



In

> short, YOU'RE the one whose brain is fucked up with your fantasies about

> me.

>



Just look at this picture...here is alias (what a stupid name to use) in

a Windows 7 ng pimping a linux POS toy os that no one wants. That alone

makes you the fool in here whose ass we all collectively kick.

You are really one fucked up loser!

Oops!

 

[Boscoe]

Re: Windows 8 - coming soon!!

On 15/04/2010 4:42 PM, Alias wrote:

> Boscoe wrote:

>> On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:

>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>

>>

>>

>> Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part

>> of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of

>> 2009. Bring it on...

>

> Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf

> either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine

> dealers make a lot of profit. Your fucking point?

>



The fucking point, as you so elegantly put it, is Ubuntu is never going

to challenge Microsoft - ever. Chrome might or Safari. Anyway, Ubuntu

is very Windows-like in appearance and the way it works and therefore

it's only suitable for novices. Geddit? Ask any Linux geek if they

would use it?