Only 12 More Days to Go!

A

Alias

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.



What can be done with Ubuntu:



Email

Surf the web

Burn CDs.

Rip CDs.

Listen to music.

Watch vidoes/DVDs.

Scan and print.

Spreadsheets.

Presentations

Newsgroups.

HTML editing.

Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

Make videos.

Download photos from a camera and organize them.

Translations.

Use a dictionary

Learn how to touch type.

Edit images.

Send and receive a fax.

Take screenshots.

Create .PDF files.

Create and use a data base.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

Windows Live Messenger.

IRC.

Bluetooth.



and much more!



What you can't do with Ubuntu:



Worry about:

WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

DRM,

Viruses,

Root kits,

Spyware,

and

Malware.



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Alias
 
D

Death

Alias wrote:



> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

> a release that Mark Shuttleworth



Unless your a close personal friend, you can stop tossing his name

about. He's only counting the unsold mugs and t-shirts, not actually

making ubuntushitsthebed any better.



> devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.



You really are an ill-tempered, insane, old drug using kook if you

believe that. Ubuntushitsthebed can only shoot other Debian distros

out the window.



I don't believe "Shoot out the Window" is proverbial.

Must be a classic saying in the ghetto in which you reside.



As the Representative from South Carolina would say..." You Lie!"



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Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,

Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.
 
A

Alias

Drew wrote:

>

>

> "Aliass" wrote in message "I am a

> fucking idiot!!!



Do you think you could post a more childish reply? I do.



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Alias
 
W

WaterBoy

Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?



WaterBoy



"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a

> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will

> finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>

> Email

> Surf the web

> Burn CDs.

> Rip CDs.

> Listen to music.

> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

> Scan and print.

> Spreadsheets.

> Presentations

> Newsgroups.

> HTML editing.

> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

> Make videos.

> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

> Translations.

> Use a dictionary

> Learn how to touch type.

> Edit images.

> Send and receive a fax.

> Take screenshots.

> Create .PDF files.

> Create and use a data base.

> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows

> Live Messenger.

> IRC.

> Bluetooth.

>

> and much more!

>

> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

>

> Worry about:

> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

> DRM,

> Viruses,

> Root kits,

> Spyware,

> and

> Malware.

>

> --

> Alias

>

>

>
 
D

Drew

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqch6l$f8r$3@news.eternal-september.org...

> Drew wrote:

>>

>>

>> "Aliass" wrote in message "I am a

>> fucking idiot!!!

>

> Do you think I could post a more childish reply? I do.

>

> --

> Alias
 
H

Heywood Jablowme

Re: Only 12 More Days to Go! - The real truth

UBUNTU WAS WRITTEN TO KEEP GEEKS BUSY WITH SOMETHING TO DO BECAUSE OF THEIR

UNDERDEVELOPED SOCIAL SKILLS. SINCE GEEKS CAN'T GET LAID, THEY CAN TINKER

WITH UBUNTU ALL DAY LONG TO PASS THE TIME.
 
A

Alias

Drew wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqch6l$f8r$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Drew wrote:

>>>

>>>

>>> "Aliass" wrote in message "I am a

>>> fucking idiot!!!

>>

>> Do you think I could post a more childish reply? I do.

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>



Yep, you sure can.



--



Alias
 
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Alias

WaterBoy wrote:

>

> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

>

> WaterBoy



Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot

of money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for

different things.

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>

>> Email

>> Surf the web

>> Burn CDs.

>> Rip CDs.

>> Listen to music.

>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

>> Scan and print.

>> Spreadsheets.

>> Presentations

>> Newsgroups.

>> HTML editing.

>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

>> Make videos.

>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

>> Translations.

>> Use a dictionary

>> Learn how to touch type.

>> Edit images.

>> Send and receive a fax.

>> Take screenshots.

>> Create .PDF files.

>> Create and use a data base.

>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

>> Windows Live Messenger.

>> IRC.

>> Bluetooth.

>>

>> and much more!

>>

>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

>>

>> Worry about:

>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

>> DRM,

>> Viruses,

>> Root kits,

>> Spyware,

>> and

>> Malware.

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>>

>>

>>

>
 
F

Frank

I caught alias lying...again!...LOL!

On 4/17/2010 10:40 AM, Alias wrote:

> WaterBoy wrote:

>>

>> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

>>

>> WaterBoy

>

> Not hardly.



MS caught you trying to steal their property.



Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot

> of money thanks to Microsoft.



....$14,000 per week?...LOL!



I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for

> different things.



You have XP and up-yr-fucking-butt-too. Hell you don't even have a 64

bit os. You've ordered a new computer, yet you claim to fix others

computers yet you can't build your own? What's wrong with this picture?

Oops...caught you lying again!
 
M

Martin Langsholt

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a

> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will

> finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>

> Email

> Surf the web

> Burn CDs.

> Rip CDs.

> Listen to music.

> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

> Scan and print.

> Spreadsheets.

> Presentations

> Newsgroups.

> HTML editing.

> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

> Make videos.

> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

> Translations.

> Use a dictionary

> Learn how to touch type.

> Edit images.

> Send and receive a fax.

> Take screenshots.

> Create .PDF files.

> Create and use a data base.

> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows

> Live Messenger.

> IRC.

> Bluetooth.

>

> and much more!

>

> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

>

> Worry about:

> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

> DRM,

> Viruses,

> Root kits,

> Spyware,

> and

> Malware.

>

> --

> Alias

>

>



User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US rv:1.9.1.9)

Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4
 
A

Alias

Martin Langsholt wrote:

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>

>> Email

>> Surf the web

>> Burn CDs.

>> Rip CDs.

>> Listen to music.

>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

>> Scan and print.

>> Spreadsheets.

>> Presentations

>> Newsgroups.

>> HTML editing.

>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

>> Make videos.

>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

>> Translations.

>> Use a dictionary

>> Learn how to touch type.

>> Edit images.

>> Send and receive a fax.

>> Take screenshots.

>> Create .PDF files.

>> Create and use a data base.

>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

>> Windows Live Messenger.

>> IRC.

>> Bluetooth.

>>

>> and much more!

>>

>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

>>

>> Worry about:

>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

>> DRM,

>> Viruses,

>> Root kits,

>> Spyware,

>> and

>> Malware.

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>>

>>

>

> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US rv:1.9.1.9)

> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4



What does the header say now?



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Alias
 
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Heywood Jablowme

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqcrqv$ah6$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> WaterBoy wrote:

>>

>> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

>>

>> WaterBoy

>

> Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot of

> money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for

> different things.

>>



you must be the dumb fuck who charges people for that free shitty ubuntu!
 
A

Alias

Heywood Jablowme wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqcrqv$ah6$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> WaterBoy wrote:

>>>

>>> Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

>>>

>>> WaterBoy

>>

>> Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot

>> of money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for

>> different things.

>>>

>

> you must be the dumb fuck who charges people for that free shitty ubuntu!



You must have me confused with someone else. Either that or you're just

a desperate liar.



--

Alias
 
A

Alias

Martin Langsholt wrote:

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqdf97$jhb$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Martin Langsholt wrote:

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to

>>>> so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial

>>>> window. Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>>

>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>

>>>> Email

>>>> Surf the web

>>>> Burn CDs.

>>>> Rip CDs.

>>>> Listen to music.

>>>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

>>>> Scan and print.

>>>> Spreadsheets.

>>>> Presentations

>>>> Newsgroups.

>>>> HTML editing.

>>>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

>>>> Make videos.

>>>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

>>>> Translations.

>>>> Use a dictionary

>>>> Learn how to touch type.

>>>> Edit images.

>>>> Send and receive a fax.

>>>> Take screenshots.

>>>> Create .PDF files.

>>>> Create and use a data base.

>>>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

>>>> Windows Live Messenger.

>>>> IRC.

>>>> Bluetooth.

>>>>

>>>> and much more!

>>>>

>>>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

>>>>

>>>> Worry about:

>>>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

>>>> DRM,

>>>> Viruses,

>>>> Root kits,

>>>> Spyware,

>>>> and

>>>> Malware.

>>>>

>>>> --

>>>> Alias

>>>>

>>>>

>>>

>>> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US

>>> rv:1.9.1.9) Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

>>

>> What does the header say now?

>>

>> --

>>

>> Alias

>

> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most

> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.



I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird,

so fucking what?



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Alias
 
M

Martin Langsholt

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqdf97$jhb$2@news.eternal-september.org...

> Martin Langsholt wrote:

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hqbv8i$aha$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>

>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>

>>> Email

>>> Surf the web

>>> Burn CDs.

>>> Rip CDs.

>>> Listen to music.

>>> Watch vidoes/DVDs.

>>> Scan and print.

>>> Spreadsheets.

>>> Presentations

>>> Newsgroups.

>>> HTML editing.

>>> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

>>> Make videos.

>>> Download photos from a camera and organize them.

>>> Translations.

>>> Use a dictionary

>>> Learn how to touch type.

>>> Edit images.

>>> Send and receive a fax.

>>> Take screenshots.

>>> Create .PDF files.

>>> Create and use a data base.

>>> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

>>> Windows Live Messenger.

>>> IRC.

>>> Bluetooth.

>>>

>>> and much more!

>>>

>>> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

>>>

>>> Worry about:

>>> WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

>>> DRM,

>>> Viruses,

>>> Root kits,

>>> Spyware,

>>> and

>>> Malware.

>>>

>>> --

>>> Alias

>>>

>>>

>>

>> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US rv:1.9.1.9)

>> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

>

> What does the header say now?

>

> --

>

> Alias



It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most

programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.
 
H

Heywood Jablowme

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqf312$m2d$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most

>> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.

>

> I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird, so

> fucking what?

>

> --

> Alias



Of course you've never heard of Thunderbid you fucking idiot. He didn't

spell Thunderbird correctly. You are just too stupid to figure that out.

Oh, you use Ubuntu, no wonder you are so STUPID.
 
M

Martin Langsholt

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqf312$m2d$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most

>> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.

>

> I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird, so

> fucking what?

>

> --

> Alias



Sounds like you're a little pissed off. Did I hit a sore spot?
 
A

Alias

Martin Langsholt wrote:

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqf312$m2d$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> It says that Ubuntu is using the old version of Thunderbid. As with most

>>> programs on Ubuntu. Old versions.

>>

>> I've never heard of "Thunderbid". If you are referring to Thunderbird,

>> so fucking what?

>>

>> --

>> Alias

>

> Sounds like you're a little pissed off. Did I hit a sore spot?



I'm not pissed off. Now, can you answer the question?



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