Only Six More Days to Go!

[Alias]

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.



What can be done with Ubuntu:



Email

Surf the web

Burn CDs.

Rip CDs.

Listen to music.

Watch vidoes/DVDs.

Scan and print.

Spreadsheets.

Presentations

Newsgroups.

HTML editing.

Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.

Make videos.

Download photos from a camera and organize them.

Translations.

Use a dictionary

Learn how to touch type.

Edit images.

Send and receive a fax.

Take screenshots.

Create .PDF files.

Create and use a data base.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

Windows Live Messenger.

IRC.

Bluetooth.



and much more!



What you can't do with Ubuntu:



Worry about:

WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,

DRM,

Viruses,

Root kits,

Spyware,

and

Malware.



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Alias

 

[Death]

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a

> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will

> finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>



It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

 

[Alias]

Death wrote:

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>

>

> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass



How many times a day do you do that?



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Alias

 

[Death]

"Alias" wrote in message

news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> Death wrote:

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>

>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>

>>

>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>

> How many times a day do you do that?

>



You're the one using that POS, not I

 

[Alias]

Death wrote:

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Death wrote:

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>>

>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>

>>>

>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>>

>> How many times a day do you do that?

>>

>

> You're the one using that POS, not I



That many times, eh? Doesn't it hurt or has your ass hole been widened

by the herd you call your friends?



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Alias

 

[Death]

Alias wrote:



> Death wrote:

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> Death wrote:

>>>>

>>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>>>

>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>>>

>>> How many times a day do you do that?

>>>

>>

>> You're the one using that POS, not I

>

> That many times, eh? Doesn't it hurt or has your ass hole been widened

> by the herd you call your friends?

>



Keep me out of your fantasies.



--

Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,

Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

 

[John B. Slocomb]

On Fri, 23 Apr 2010 07:49:36 -0400, "Death"

wrote:



>

>"Alias" wrote in message

>news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Death wrote:

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>>

>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>

>>>

>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>>

>> How many times a day do you do that?

>>

>

>You're the one using that POS, not I





Is that what the chaps do with Ubuntu? Seems like a rather painful

path to nirvana, but then the Brown Disk Boys are a bit strange,

aren't they?

John B. Slocomb

(johnbslocombatgmaildotcom)

 

[Death]

John B. Slocomb wrote:



> On Fri, 23 Apr 2010 07:49:36 -0400, "Death"

> wrote:

>

>>

>>"Alias" wrote in message

>>news:hqs1cd$ks7$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> Death wrote:

>>>>

>>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>>> news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be

>>>>> released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so

>>>>> that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

>>>>> Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>>>

>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>>>

>>> How many times a day do you do that?

>>>

>>

>>You're the one using that POS, not I

>

>

> Is that what the chaps do with Ubuntu? Seems like a rather painful

> path to nirvana, but then the Brown Disk Boys are a bit strange,

> aren't they?

> John B. Slocomb

> (johnbslocombatgmaildotcom)



I can't figure out how a distro can find such an exclusive market of

utter morons.

Perhaps the color combination is attractive to idiots.



--

Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,

Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

 

[DanS]

"Death" wrote in

news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:



>

> "Alias" wrote in

> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu

>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted

>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows

>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>

>

> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>



I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.

 

[Heywood Jablowme]

Only Six More Days to Go till they release that bug ridden excuse of an OS, Ubuntu

> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a

> release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to while he was in

> prison. Ubuntu will finally shoot itself in the foot and out of the

> proverbial window. Get it at http://www.ubuntu_for_retards.com/ You'll be

> sorry you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:



Nothing of importance!

 

[Martin L]

Alias wrote:



> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>

> What can be done with Ubuntu:



Windows again!!



User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US rv:1.9.1.9)

Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

 

[Alias]

Martin L wrote:

> Alias wrote:

>

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>

> Windows again!!



So?



>

> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US rv:1.9.1.9)

> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

>





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Alias

 

[Death]

Alias wrote:



> Martin L wrote:

>> Alias wrote:

>>

>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>

>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>

>> Windows again!!

>

> So?

>

>>

>> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US rv:1.9.1.9)

>> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

>>

>

>



X-Face:

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[Death]

DanS wrote:



> "Death" wrote in

> news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:

>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in

>> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu

>>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted

>>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows

>>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>

>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>

>>

>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>>

>

> I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.



Do I look like your girlfriend?

I'm sure "lard ass" is what your thinking.



--

Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,

Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

 

[Alias]

Martin L wrote:

> Alias wrote:

>

>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,

>> a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu

>> will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>

>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>

> Windows again!!

>

> User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows U Windows NT 5.1 en-US rv:1.9.1.9)

> Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

>



And now Linux. Is this your idea of some kind of game?



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Alias

 

[DanS]

Death wrote in news:4bd1f7cf$1@news.x-privat.org:



> DanS wrote:

>

>> "Death" wrote in

>> news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:

>>

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in

>>> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu

>>>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted

>>>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows

>>>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>>

>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>

>>>

>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>>>

>>

>> I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.

>

> Do I look like your girlfriend?

> I'm sure "lard ass" is what your thinking.



No. What I was thinking was exactly what I said........



....... I'm sure you have a lot of experience with shoving things up there.



There's no reading between the lines, no implications, plain and simple, black and

white.

 

[Death]

DanS wrote:



> Death wrote in news:4bd1f7cf$1@news.x-privat.org:

>

>> DanS wrote:

>>

>>> "Death" wrote in

>>> news:4bd1888e@news.x-privat.org:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Alias" wrote in

>>>> message news:hqrp5q$fnr$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>>> On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu

>>>>> will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted

>>>>> all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows

>>>>> out of the proverbial window. Get it at

>>>>> http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

>>>>>

>>>>> What can be done with Ubuntu:

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> It can be shoved up ones sanctimonious ass

>>>>

>>>

>>> I'm sure you have a lot of experience at that.

>>

>> Do I look like your girlfriend?

>> I'm sure "lard ass" is what your thinking.

>

> No. What I was thinking was exactly what I said........

>

> ...... I'm sure you have a lot of experience with shoving things up there.

>

> There's no reading between the lines, no implications, plain and simple, black and

> white.

>



Sorry to burst your fantasy bubble, but Death's bottom is a one way

street.



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Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.